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12.05.2008, 13:00 quote

Bliss23
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yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

Everybody should cut the crap and just go have some FUN. Yeah. That sort of fun. Rolling Eyes
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13.05.2008, 07:07 quote

Bliss23
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2 thoughts for today:

"I'll be there, when all your dreams are broken. Your answer, your unspoken prayer."

According to statistics, sex always wins. Laughing Ahahahah. Razz
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15.05.2008, 20:19 quote

Bliss23
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Today's thought is a joke:

A man kept on prayin' to God:

Please, God, help me win the lottery!

He kept on praying for a long time, each time asking the same thing.

Eventually God answers and says: Look, dude, I want to help you, but you gotta play ffs.


Same as

A man's house got fecked up with the floods so he climbed on the roof and waited to be saved.
First a boat reached him. Men on the boat yelled: C'mon, jump on.

"No thanks, God will save me."

Second a helicopter reached him: C'mon, grab the rope.

"No thanks, God will save me."

Eventually nite came on and the man started to shake.

"where are you, Lord? Why don't you help me?"

And God answers:

"Well... I did send you a boat and a helicopter..."
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16.05.2008, 18:24 quote

Bliss23
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You are what/whom you think you are.
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16.05.2008, 19:24 quote

shiftygeezer

Bliss23 wrote:
You are what/whom you think you are.



in that case im a drunken sex maniac Embarassed

 

16.05.2008, 19:48 quote

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Laughing Laughing
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16.05.2008, 21:27 quote

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would you eat a poo butty for £1 million
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16.05.2008, 21:52 quote

megalone

katie6 wrote:
would you eat a poo butty for £1 million


It would really depend on who laid it...

 

16.05.2008, 21:55 quote

moose666

I would

 

16.05.2008, 21:57 quote

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megalone wrote:
katie6 wrote:
would you eat a poo butty for £1 million

It would really depend on who laid it...


anyone appart from yourself
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16.05.2008, 21:59 quote

moose666

I'd eat yours Katie..... in fact... I have

 

16.05.2008, 22:07 quote

megalone

katie6 wrote:
megalone wrote:
katie6 wrote:
would you eat a poo butty for £1 million

It would really depend on who laid it...


anyone appart from yourself



Rabbit shit allright is it?
I could do that for a mill....

 

16.05.2008, 22:10 quote

katie6
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megalone wrote:
katie6 wrote:
megalone wrote:
katie6 wrote:
would you eat a poo butty for £1 million

It would really depend on who laid it...


anyone appart from yourself



Rabbit shit allright is it?
I could do that for a mill....


no has to human
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16.05.2008, 22:10 quote

moose666

 

17.05.2008, 13:20 quote

Bliss23
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moose666 wrote:
www.ratemypoo.com


That is purely gross. My day now seems a whole lot better. Confused
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