Talking about bikers (cyclists this time i mean)

When im walking on a pavement out of a car park and a biker decides to berate me by saying "dont you look for bikers when you step out" Errmmmmmmmm no not normally when im walking on a pavement
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Strange, random men that talk to you on the bus.

My example:
I was waiting to get on the bus, and a guy was sat there staring at me from the bus.

I got on the bus, sat down, and he actually MOVED and sat next to me...and started talking to me.
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Laura
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Confidence - Wear it like make up.

the dress code at work!

People who make a mess of things then expect some one else to sort it out
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Can't Touch This...

Where do i start?!
Kids on public transport who just wont stop crying
Kids on trains running up and down the middle of the train
Kids and parents going choo choo on the train
Kids on public transport-full stop!
Recieving endless letters and "important information" from the Readers Digest telling me I have "won"!
Mondays
People in Buchanan Street in Glasgow trying to make you sign up for charity direct debits-chuggers is the term I believe-"I dont care how hot you are darling-Im Still not stopping for you"
Those Gouranga hippies who hang about Glasgow trying to give you a "free" cd which they want you to pay for!
Quoues in Sainsburys (or any other food retailer!) during my lunch break
AND most annoying; Neds, Chava, Junkies, Winos and other scum-just having them within 5 miles of me causes my blood to boil!!!
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..."all the things i really like to do are immoral,illegal or fattening"...

being sick!
chavs!
players!
public transport of any kind but awards go to the Northern Line!
text speak
people who play their music on their mobiles - why? It sounds shite!
people who undertake you in the bus lane - did you not do the highway code you muppet!
junk mail! although I do deal with that, cut it up and send it back to them in their postage paid envelope!

Hmmmmm this list could get a little long so I am ending it now!

Let's see...
Stupid People:
People who brag about things that aren't brag worthy
People who insist upon biking/walking/running against traffic bc they think its the "right" way to go. "Cuz, you know, never can be too careful. Don't you want to see what's comin' at ya?" Never mind the fact that the term "going with the flow of traffic" exists for a reason
Tourists who take pictures of EVERYTHING
Tourists who have no clue where they are and decide to stand in the middle of michigan avenue (the busiest street in chicago) and block huge groups of people where they try to figure out where they aren't...
People who can't think for themselves
People who feel like knowing one thing makes them knowledgeable in everything
People who think that rules don't apply to them
Girls who feel like make up and push up bras make up for not having a brain

thoughtless people

People that think it's perfectly fine to start doing DIY at SIX IN THE BLOODY MORNING.



And then when you go round to ask them to keep the noise down for an hour, you get a mouthful of abuse. Meh.

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Laura
xx

Confidence - Wear it like make up.

Mindless media
Reality TV
My cat
Long, dark and cold winter nights.
Corporate jargon.
Needless complications.
Unquestioning obedience.

Todays specialities on the Hate Menu;

Big Brother
Paris Hilton


That'll do for now......

tim

cows that poop and when you wake up you can smell it in the whole village
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