I am
And i have a big bum LOL

...all the better for squeezing

I might be a perv but I'm a nice one

Was going to start my own thread but got scared and thought that this one would do just fine! I want to apologise to everybody for the hapenings of last week! A silly arguement took place elsewhere and i dragged it into the forums when i shouldn't have and managed to upset pretty much everybody in some way! Really going to have to try the counting to ten thing and see if it works before i launch a public attack on someone and drag others into it! Hannah for one, she is such a sweet girl and she was torn between two friends which isn't fair! A huge sorry goes to my big sister Ann-Marie as it's not the first time i have upset her through my arguements with a very good friend of hers! I need to understand that alot of things are said at the heat of the moment and should not take it that all these things are correct! You really are all lovely people and don't have a bad word to say about anybody on here! Silly arguements are always cleared up so i should just make sure that it is done without involving other people! Not sure this even makes sense but it's all just coming out and have got to type it!! lol!!

Daena xx

This is better ! ....i'm feeling the love now

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Why is there a thread about france on here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice

Also apparantly this is a nice thread for Nice people. Not people from Britain or Ireland but nice Nice people, Its not nice that non Nice people are posting on a nice new Nice thread.

I'm too tired to be nice so this is all you will hear from me on this thread today.

Unless I suddenly wake up or someone says something I just HAVE to reply to or if I decide sod it and say something mean in the nice thread.

Thank you.

what are you on?

Damn those tea spiking fairies. they havent visited me for a while.

(and i feel this is on topic because fairies are nice.)