Nah Kizz, his side of the story went like this "ooops i forgot my Anti-Twonk Medication".
Don't sweat the small stuff, as they say.........

Basically, unrequited love....

(I won't go into any details here though)

Let's just say he was stalker material........

I have been travelling a lot for my work (jack-up rigs, maritime construction) over the past 15 years now and I always live for at least 1 year in a different country where I work with local people all over the world. The british have always surprised me with their very liberal use of swear words up to the point of the absurdly ridicule. A literal example: "...and then I put the fucking butter on the fucking toast and that is my whole fucking breakfast!" and he meant it no doubt. Not a sentence can be uttered without the word marry in it. When asked about it, nearly everyone of them says they don't swear at all at home.

The problem with using swear words that way though is that you don't have any strong expressions left when you really need them! It is like Americans talking about awesome hamburgers. How awesome can a hamburger be when you compare it to the awesomeness of the Grand Canyon.

In Virgin Gorda and Tortola, BVI, the locals say "yo' mama cunt" all the time, which becomes funny when you have heard it for the gazillionth time.

In a rough tribal society like Papua New Guinea however, if anyone swears, everyone instantly feels totally uncomfortable. Even the one using the equivalent of the C word would turn completely red (if he weren't black as the night). Learning bad words from the locals is therefore quite an event! Everyone laughs their ass off when white man is practicing base vocabulary. delightful.

The c word is ok to say when you annoyed or pissed off ......... not in front of the kids though

welcome back cheekykev

i use what language i see fit for the situation, and sometimes cunt fits the bill

They think I'm a cunt.....
....so therefore I am a cunt.

PS, there's no way Kizz is a smarmy cunt

CUNT

I dont like using the "C" word. Think its rather off putting to use especially in front of young kids

I'm afraid anyone using any bad language in my home (and my ex's) when the kids were under 10 got banned. Simple as.

Only one or two people got a PNG so that didnt really come in to it, by the time the kids were crawling 'real' friends already knew the score and respected that. Nambypamby to some i know, but kids hear enough in the playground and on the telly without condoning it in our own space.

CUNT