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31.07.2007, 20:07 quote

kebabman
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Leglover227 wrote:
kebabman wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
it usually leads to what are you thinking? ....and i want to say ....if i wanted to tell you id open my fucking mouth wouldnt i


I missed this post the first time round, made me laugh though, it's very true...




grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why do they ask that? ......every fooking time!


Just answer every time with 'I'm thinking about whether or not your bum really did look big in that dress last night' and they'll soon stop asking.
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31.07.2007, 20:16 quote

susiexxx

Maybe its because your possibly superb in bed Leglover, these women may be asking you because they are aware of your expertise.. Laughing

 

31.07.2007, 20:25 quote

bliss23

Susie's full of lovely comments lately. You go girl. Spot on. Twisted Evil

 

31.07.2007, 20:37 quote

Anonymous

susiexxx wrote:
Maybe its because your possibly superb in bed Leglover, these women may be asking you because they are aware of your expertise.. Laughing



No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!

 

31.07.2007, 20:39 quote

susiexxx

Leglover227 wrote:

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!


How many women have you slept with?????

 

31.07.2007, 20:43 quote

kebabman
kebabman Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 931 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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susiexxx wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!


How many women have you slept with?????



Probably loads, but none more than once Smile
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31.07.2007, 20:52 quote

Anonymous

susiexxx wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!


How many women have you slept with?????




you had to ask didnt you! ......Consider im 37 and put it about a bit in my teens and early 20’s ..probably around 25-30ish, ..not too bad is it? ....athough i've only been with 2 in the last 8 yeears

 

31.07.2007, 20:57 quote

Cazzabee
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Hmmmmm........... Wink Laughing

 

31.07.2007, 21:00 quote

jackdav

That is a pet hate of mine too -- the question of "What are you thinking?" -- normally what I'm thinking becomes "why the fu k did you ask that stupid question?"...

 

31.07.2007, 21:03 quote

Anonymous

Cazzabee wrote:
Hmmmmm........... Wink Laughing


Do you disapprove my vodka swigging lovely? Very Happy

 

31.07.2007, 21:14 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
susiexxx wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!


How many women have you slept with?????




you had to ask didnt you! ......Consider im 37 and put it about a bit in my teens and early 20’s ..probably around 25-30ish, ..not too bad is it? ....athough i've only been with 2 in the last 8 yeears


Oh gawd, now i feel like a slapper......

 

31.07.2007, 21:26 quote

Anonymous

jackdav wrote:
That is a pet hate of mine too -- the question of "What are you thinking?" -- normally what I'm thinking becomes "why the fu k did you ask that stupid question?"...


The correct answer to "what are you thinking?" is "nothing darling, i am incapable of thinking, you have drained me with your passionate love making". if you are pissed or stoned, "You have sucked the life out of me" is also acceptable.


Edit: The cop out answer to "what are you thinking?" is "Hve you read any good books lately?"

 

01.08.2007, 06:58 quote

scubawallace

darkhorse58 wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
susiexxx wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!


How many women have you slept with?????




you had to ask didnt you! ......Consider im 37 and put it about a bit in my teens and early 20’s ..probably around 25-30ish, ..not too bad is it? ....athough i've only been with 2 in the last 8 yeears


Oh gawd, now i feel like a slapper......



Don't worry dark, you've got company Wink

I do agree with your sentiments, every lover should be the best ever, no going backwards. That has its drawbacks - you become a choosy fker Razz but the advantages are worth it - for a start, not having to answer stupid questions like 'how many...'

 

01.08.2007, 07:19 quote

Anonymous

Personally I'd never ask a women, and I suspect a women wouldn't believe me if she asked me anyway. . but I'd probably tell the truth.

 

01.08.2007, 08:16 quote

Daspikey
Daspikey Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 361 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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I say I dont know as I never count taking each encounter as a seperate event in my life. to count them up would do nothing but cheapen the time i spent with each woman...

or "enough to develop the skills you just enjoyed"


in short the cop out answer..

 
 
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