I have in my possesion 50 of the worst chat up lines there are around. Ok here goes.

1)Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2)Do you have a map? I've just got lost in your eyes.
3)I must be lost. I thought paradise was further away.
4)If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
5)I had to find out what kind of person would go out dressed like that!
6)Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall i walk past again?
7)I was going to send you a rose, but whats the point-you can look in the mirror and see one anytime.
8)What's your sign? Is it "Stop" or "Dangerous curves ahead"?
9)Could you give me directions-to your heart.
10)Anyone fancy coming back to my place for a game of twister?
11)All those curves and me with no brakes.
11)Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
12)So...how am i doing?
13)Are we related? Would you like to be?
14)Want to see my stamp collection?
15)You want a peanut? No? How about a date?
16)What does it feel like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
17)Beauty is only a light switch away!
18)Which chat-up lines work on you?
19)Are you greek? I thought all goddesses were Greek!
20)Nice to meet you my names Tim and you are.....gorgeous
21)Will you marry me and have my children?
22)Hello. Iv'e got a blue toothbrush-would you like to see it in the morning?
23)You look like my future ex-wife
24)Get your coat
25)I've temporarilly lost the use of my legs-i'll have to stay with you.
26)Have you heard about the ten ton polar bear-it broke the ice
27)Excuse me i've lost my phone number,can i borrow yours?
28)If you were a flower, i'd pick you
29)Can i buy you a drink? I don't need one i'm just intoxicated with you!
30)Can you tell---i'm Mel Gibson's body double
31)Nice shoes...fancy a date?
32)Hello...I've only got 3 months to live
33)I might not be the best looking guy in the world, but i'm the only one talking to you!
34)If i follow you home will you keep me?
35)Dont worry i'm a doctor. Somebody call and ambulance and i'll loosen her clothes.
36)Hi, i'm single-i mean I'm Pete
37)I've lost my teddy bear, can i borrow you?
38)Where have you been all my life?
39)Excuse me. I'm short of cash. Do you mind if we share a cab home?
40)What are you doing this summer?
41)So you're a girl....right?
42)Whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
43)(looking at the label in her top) Just checking to see if you were made in heaven
44)I'm new in town could i have directions to your house?
45)Are those shoulder blades or wings?
46)Was your father a thief, 'cos someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
47)There must be something wrong with my eyes - i cant take them off you.
48)Is it hot in here or is it just you?
49)Would you like to go for a run sometime?
50)I've had a bit to drink and you're starting to look quite good!


Anyone have anymore?

A delightful carnie once asked me if I'd like to go halves on a b@st@rd!
I was well impressed!!

*toddles out still dripping in sarcasm*

girl u look so good i want to plant a feild of you

i may have used number 41 before, ...you can never be too careful with beer goggles


......oh and 50 lol

hehe yep, been quite a while but, 50, guilty