C'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!

*shudders*

how be you all on this fine sunny day?
what be everyone up to?
anybody want t' go grab a pint o' grog or cider?
*titters*
Before i's get dragged of t'work!?
ARRRRRRR

ahoy there! heave to and weigh anchor!


me booty be calling me so it does

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The Cornish Pirates Rugby Team

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Anyone wanna swing on me yardarm?

Climb me mast to the crow's nest?

Feel a blast from me cannon?





Good, I'll show you the ropes...

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.


If you like them.............

Let's get together and haul some keel.

Parle?
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