Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

More like the sleaziest form of being too dumb or too lazy to come up with your own ideas, I'd say.

A penny saved is a penny earned

No, a penny saved is just a penny saved. Keeping something you already have doesn't equate to making or acquiring a new one by any stretch of the imagination. You're just a cheap bastard.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Fonder of the person who's replaced you in my life, maybe.

All that glitters is not gold

Did someone actually suggest that it was? Hard to believe some guy tried taking this stance. But he may very well have been more painful to listen to than someone who uses this stupid saying.

Everything happens for a reason

Having this recently suggested to me, the gears started to turn. I've delved into an area of research I'm tentatively calling "cause and effect," and have found promising evidence of a strong correlation.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Oh yeah? Want to test that one with me?

Try these on for size...

He/She'll be laughing on the other side of their faces in a minute.

Dont think thats possible between you and me...but okay...

If you look after the pennies, the pounds look after themselves.

No they dont! They all get spent and i end up mightily pissed off with no money! Not even a sodding penny!

Eat your carrots, they will make your teeth/hair go curly.



Erm, forgive me, but WHO wants curly teeth?



I love getting wound up about stupid things. LOL!!

"don't talk with your mouth full"

Cheaters never prosper? As if, if nobody prospered from cheating, people wouldn't bloody do it.

if you break your leg, don't come running to me.

if practice makes perfect, and no ones perfect, why practice?

My most hated. An old boss used to say it all the time.

"At the end of the day........."

"going forward"



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"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"



Whoever came up with that should be sent to the moon.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.