I bought some new boxer shorts but picked up the wrong size by mistake. I should have brought large not small. When I put them on they squeeze my love bombs a little to much for my liking. Do I take them back and exchange them or just keep masturbating to reduce the swelling in my afore mentioned love bombs thus releasing the pressure and allowing me to sit down without my eyes watering.

LMFAO

You're bloody mental morillo!!!

Ant...

Silly man!

Ive solved the problem folks. Ive attatched a very small torch to the front of my boxers and as we speak a gang of hungry moths are landing on them. In theory they should eat away at them thus creating a hole large enough to enable my love bombs to dangle freely.

Damn it, all is not going according to plan, the moths are dying. Perhaps I should have washed my boxers first after wearing them for half an hour...

Question is, do I wash them on a 40....

I wouldn't wash them if i were you morillo, it might shrink them even smaller and turn your lovebombs from a plural into a singular Id let your natural essence, weaken the thread fibre's of the boxers so that your lovebombs (jesus i can't believe what im talking about here!! ) may plummet naturally through the hole they create.

Always keep one foot in the crease.

That'll solve the problem.

blimey Ant, thought going 'commando' was more your style..lol

lol, well i bet this paticular commando is going out of his way to surrender to the first gorgeous simpering female he comes across

erm.... hmmmm....

i think this would be better off in anything else lol