As I was saying, I'm sorely tempted to follow up on it and just reel this guy along; I could write it off as a public service, but I typed the first sentence and felt so disgusted at that alone, I just deleted it - rather like trying to register for the "Meet Rich Men" site - there are level to which even I cannot stoop.

I wouldn't have been able to reply to it, either.

I'd end up dying with laughing instead!

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what a fabulous set of lips!, or is it just the lipstick enhancing them? im sitting in a quiet corner of a busy carpark right now dressed in my most powerful business suit, im waiting to go into a meeting. what an appropriate place to have u, get out your car, open my big heavy doors and take a seat in mine to be greeted by me, without uttering a word u know exactly what is expected of u. overcome by excitement u start playing with my male toy, getting hornier by the thought of people walking past and seeing you in action ur constantly thinking of how good it would be to sit ontop of me and have me relieve ur horny armpit causing u to tingle for the rest of the day each time you think of me...u become the secret naughty girl u have always wanted to be.........to be cont.... x


Come on then peeps - what do I reply to this one????? Must admit this one amused me

...Wow.


He needs to work on his..uhm...story a little!

Ask him what car he drives, you'll probably find it's a clapped out Fiat Panda or something similar.
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From soooseductive

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what a fabulous set of lips!, or is it just the lipstick enhancing them? im sitting in a quiet corner of a busy carpark right now dressed in my most powerful business suit, im waiting to go into a meeting. what an appropriate place to have u, get out your car, open my big heavy doors and take a seat in mine to be greeted by me, without uttering a word u know exactly what is expected of u. overcome by excitement u start playing with my male toy, getting hornier by the thought of people walking past and seeing you in action ur constantly thinking of how good it would be to sit ontop of me and have me relieve ur horny armpit causing u to tingle for the rest of the day each time you think of me............to be cont.... x
pmsl cazzabee i got the same one lol

He probably ripped it off from some pulp novel, sounds bad enough

What a weirdo but you gotta give him credit for originality in an opening message!!!! ha ha

Morillo you kill me man...

We will have to go out for a drink one night as your only up the road from me (Carshalton)...

An no I don't fancy you, so don't even think you've pulled LOL
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