ok i got another one for y'all

From sexmachine22

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hey sexy i think ur lovely xx id defo shag u anytime xx

nope... not a second... wonder if he'd be so.............. premature...in other areas? rofl.

lol, he might have been satisfied the second he hit the 'send' button

"you may ahve a boyfriend but you wont resist me because i will give you the
best love ever.
your be begging for!"


That was when I had 'I have a boyfriend' written on my profile.

Nice, huh?

From: (not gonna post their name)

Subject Re:


hi... want to play a game? if you want we can show our bodies to each other on the web cam...



Hmmmm - dont think so matey!!

OOohh and another.....the classic cheesy chat up line

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Subject question!


Hiya If I told u that ur body was fantastic and perfect in everyway, would u hold it against me? Dave xxx

This isn't from this site but it's pretty ....er....hm.:

Hello erotic sexy beast !! I am single, clean and sport a 2 1/2 inch willy... flaccid... but erect... 2 3/4 inches ...magnificent eh ?? And the good news is that with the support of the pulley system recently purchased....I have been assured of 3 1/4 inches... a veritable instrument of torture.. made your eyes water eh ???

He goes on (with a nearly abusive amount of punctuaction) to say he's a rich bastard in his late 40's who also happens to be a sexfiend, and of course I'll find all this mindbogglingly attractive enough to write to him, although he can't send me his email because he's too "well known".

I will readily admit I am sorely tempted to mess with this fellow solely to do the entire female gender a favour...but I'll refrain.