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21.10.2006, 13:14 quote

Anonymous

here's one i just recieved... not the best way to try to get to know someone i think you'll have to admit.


From shinyknob

Subject Re:



you are a dirty little cocksucker and thats the only reason men will be interested in you.god put u here to suck smelly cocks



although seriously, what would you expect from someone named...."shinyknob"

 

21.10.2006, 13:19 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3090 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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LMAO

cant beat that, best ive had was simply

"Hi"

LOL
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21.10.2006, 13:20 quote

Anonymous

t'was an odd one alright.

it wasn't the first one and it won't be the last... there are a scary number of nuts out there.

 

21.10.2006, 13:21 quote

Aradon
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Yarr and as much as it saddens me, the vast majority of them are male LOL
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21.10.2006, 13:26 quote

Anonymous

lol too true

soooo...anyone else got any wierd emails to show us?

 

21.10.2006, 13:33 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
lol too true

soooo...anyone else got any wierd emails to show us?


I've not had any quite as bad as that, but i've had a few that simply say... 'wanna/fancy a shag'

Pathetic!!! Confused Rolling Eyes

 

21.10.2006, 14:25 quote

Anonymous

Got this one today ... Lol Smile

From palma66

Subject Re: Hi



how do you do queen .. i think the dick which getting in side you must be made of gold.

 

21.10.2006, 14:44 quote

Anonymous

I've had quite a few: One was


now........



Erm...yes? What does that mean exactly?

I've also had the "Jesus doesn't love a Satanist! Please come find Jesus and save your soul". One, I'm pagan, not satanist, and two, if Jesus has been missing this long, it's time to move on with your life by now, yeah?

And yes the "show me ur tits" does tend to show up often in my inbox. I can't actually figure out how to ban users, or I would do.

 

21.10.2006, 14:52 quote

Anonymous

Just clearing out my in box and found another class message from the same guy LMAO

From palma66

Subject Re: hi



i want to kiss all your Moles..

 

21.10.2006, 15:46 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
Just clearing out my in box and found another class message from the same guy LMAO

From palma66

Subject Re: hi

i want to kiss all your Moles..

Take him out to your back garden and show him all the little hills! Wink Twisted Evil

 

21.10.2006, 16:39 quote

Aradon
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OyaD wrote:
I've had quite a few: One was


now........



Erm...yes? What does that mean exactly?

I've also had the "Jesus doesn't love a Satanist! Please come find Jesus and save your soul". One, I'm pagan, not satanist, and two, if Jesus has been missing this long, it's time to move on with your life by now, yeah?

And yes the "show me ur tits" does tend to show up often in my inbox. I can't actually figure out how to ban users, or I would do.


hehe, i knew you were pagan, i could just tell from reading your posts, you and my mum would get on like a house on fire!! (shes pagan too)
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21.10.2006, 17:14 quote

Anonymous

Oh I wish I didn't clear out my inbox every few days.

There has been some right crackers

 

21.10.2006, 22:26 quote

beddo
beddo Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 290 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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I must be doing something wrong..or I've not been here long enough but no weirdos. Any suggestions for things I can put in my profile to help as I could do with a laugh Smile

 

22.10.2006, 06:34 quote

Anonymous

lol i got one today which was odd anyone care to translate lmao

Quote:
Subject Re: hi dear my flybutter


Hello hello again hello from lover of you What is the magic at you that I can not leave to you Ahhhhh where is my old days that I was not knowing your love and I had no felt your hot word,your feeling.I had not meting with you with a angel.. Ahhhh! then the world was newest again for me I had new a life again. Because from the time on I have your love.I had a sweet gir lfriend, I had the most beautiful nicest honeyest lady of the world. The magic was that at you for me .was at your heart,at your mail every monday .do you know you used to send mail me every monday.that is I was waiter your mail every monday that they were my life elixir.I was from the time your addicted.maybe your arrested your prisoner of you without I know. I had not tasted until meet wit

lol flybutter???

 

22.10.2006, 07:07 quote

django66
django66 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 26 Location: United Kingdom, Wales, Clwyd
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is that english............looks like its been through the translator in google..
or maybe its the language of love in its true form

 
 
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