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15.08.2006, 16:56 quote

Anonymous

Kalamity wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
ok just home... can anyone tell me how i go bout sellin my soul??????? is there a specific ritual or do i just say so out loud....like, i would sell you my soul if.......??


Have you thought about working in politics?


can only work in politics AFTER you have sold your soul..lol

 

15.08.2006, 16:59 quote

Anonymous

ebay here i come!!!

 

15.08.2006, 19:29 quote

hiyanapa666
hiyanapa666 Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 46 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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you can buy me on ebay?

 

15.08.2006, 19:42 quote

Anonymous

I'm free on ebay Razz

 

15.08.2006, 20:57 quote

Anonymous

hiyanapa666 wrote:
you can buy me on ebay?


buy you? i might not even take you if you were free...... nine o clock eh? pmsl.

 

16.08.2006, 17:19 quote

Anonymous

i'm off out again tonight.... god know's what i'll want to sell when i get home this time..... be on alert lol

 

16.08.2006, 17:50 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
be on alert lol


No way Jose, I'll be on ebay

 

17.08.2006, 01:37 quote

Anonymous

ok i think i will sell slithgtly usd panties tonignt..... dont midn the spelling.... im vrey drink. haha.;

 

17.08.2006, 09:43 quote

Anonymous

oh my... well i seem to have been very "drink" indeed lol.

i went back to the scene of the table dancing and found out i was not barred lmao. so i sat politely at the bar and didn't do much of anything except gaze at strange good looking men in wonder. until i had a few more drinks in me. then i went bonkers again.
a guy i had always figured for gay bought me a drink. (the same one i posted about saying to me...if i told u i had condoms would you marry me) and then tried to get off with me. noway. ew. i did get off with a sexy stranger. but alas he was a tad bit older than me. he was 36. so i left him where i found him and got up to sing instead!! hehe. i totally owned that song lasnt. i then went and had several shots of tequila. big mistake. i found myself sitting at the bar a half hour later with my hand on the ass of a very sexy young lad. lil too young maybe. he was 18. his girlfriend was also 18 and standing beside him lmao.
it gets a bit fuzzy after that. but i ended up in abrakebabra eating (woohoo i got the right order!) chicken dippers. when i left there i walked back up the town for a taxi home. on the way i walked by a completely gorgeous northern fella..... so me being me and being a drunken me i walked back to him..told him he was sexy, gave him a big kiss on the lips and walked away again. he tried following but i jumped in a taxi lol.
i made the taxi driver bring me to the bank as i was broke (surprise surprise) and then bring me to the shop for a bottle of coke (total coke addict). when i got home i talked the ear off my babysitter. put my snake in my hair for some reason. found him half hour later down my top curled up in my cleavage. men eh... they're all snakes lmao. i then totally freaked the babysitter out by hand feeding the snake a mouse. i think it was the whole dislocating his jaw to swallow his prey whole that did it for her.
i then proceeded to come in here and try to sell used panties. hmmmm. i made it to bed. just. woke up this morning with a rat's nest for hair and all my clothes and jewellery still on.

great night Exclamation Exclamation

 

17.08.2006, 22:35 quote

hotchick26
Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Posts: 13 Location: Ireland, Tipperary, Thurles
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Now that sounds like a very druken but cool night out!!! Few weeks ago I started getting texts off my ex.. I politely told him where to go cause he now has a new girlfriend. Silly silly me went out 2 weeks ago with all my mates for a good night out!!! Started on Corona then vodka and then jagermeister!!! Bad combination!!! So was in the night club, seen my ex, proceeded to storm over with all intentions of giving him a good ear full but instead went weak at the knees and kissed him instead...That was bad but his girlfriend who was at the bar seen everything!!! Embarassed She came up.. slapped him. I walked away very quitely as if I had done nothing wrong!!! Either that or I was scared off getting a slap too!!! Things get a little fuzzy after that but I do remember hurling abuse at her outside the nightclub for stealing my man apparently!!!

Ah the joys off drinking!!!

 

18.08.2006, 12:34 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3097 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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The devil already has dibs on my soul so there's no chance of me selling it him, the song "only the good die young" comes to mind here :/

 

19.08.2006, 09:31 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
ok just home... can anyone tell me how i go bout sellin my soul??????? is there a specific ritual or do i just say so out loud....like, i would sell you my soul if.......??

how much do you want for it??
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 

19.08.2006, 12:33 quote

Anonymous

i'm afraid what i want in exchange for my soul no mortal being can offer.


thanks tho. lol

 

19.08.2006, 12:34 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
i'm afraid what i want in exchange for my soul no mortal being can offer.


thanks tho. lol


I'll be the judge of that thank you Razz

 

19.08.2006, 13:37 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
i'm afraid what i want in exchange for my soul no mortal being can offer.


thanks tho. lol

how do you now that i'm mortal and human being?
maybe i'm Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 
 
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