haha..oh boy.

The monday I went out a few weeks back...my friends told me more...I was like 'crap..seriously?'

my my laura you wild child!!

hehe.... don't worry about it... at least all the men there now know wat you'd look like naked lmfao...

Oh god.

I'm waiting for pictures to come up on the internet somewhere.

One of my friends told me that guys were taking pictures on their phone...*screams*

hmm... well apparently i hit a taxi driver in the face with a piece of chicken.

strange.

haha.

I should sell my mums new tv....

cooked

i was sitting in macdonalds earlier with the kids and happened to notice a pretty asian woman walk in..... BAMM!!! i found a memory of last night... there was me, standing at the bar. there was her, serving behind it. says i to her, "you've a fine arse!" omg. i asked her to come home with me and all.

**cringes**

lmao.

That's funny!

it wasn't when i seen her today lol i was mortified

I would have loved to have been there.........seriously!

it could have went better... i think the drunken leer put her off lmao