I have absolutely no idea what my heritage is, I was born in this country of British parentage, but have no idea what their background is (and don't really give a toss). I believe my ancestors hail from Cornwall, somewhere around the arse end of the county (that's the pointy bit, if geography is not your strong point).

If my own life is anything to go by (I know very little, almost nothing about my family - indeed, I know more about my dogs background than I do my own), I’m almost certainly from a long line of reprobates, perverts, livestock molesters, prostitutes and thieves (I, myself, have a preference for despoiling winsome maidens in rural haystacks than the livestock molesting)

I assume from my language skills that my afore-mentioned inherent traits might have been fine-honed over the centuries in many different parts of the globe - although, to the best of my knowledge, none of my forefathers were transported to Australia for their perversions or despicable activities......indeed, I believe the carried out their nefarious deeds legally, in the name of king and country after accepting the kings shilling

Ape....i believe there is still some of that in me

and back on topic, i dont know whats in my blood