Thanks for that Moose.
Actually, I am a self-funding lady of leisure - and I freelance my various skills (paid or voluntary) as and when suits my ill health, thankyouverymuch.
Not that its anybody's business where my money comes from, or even if I was unemployed - some people have a jolly good reason for that.

I should have just not used any humor and just said I do some charity work here and there and occasionally get paid for freelance work...but then no doubt you would assume that I must be a social security scrounger to keep my head above water betweeen pay cheques?

Now now calm down and put the handbag away!............

i work nightshifts on a train servicing depot. i am responsible for processing wages and overseeing what repairs are being made to the virgin trains on our yard.

I think the trains are safe, but the tracks, not so good.......

Are you feeling victimised?

You had better sit down Stevie Wonder, cos I have some news for you.......

Best not to I think.......

I know about three and it is bouind to be one of them....

It's the one where he's being interviewed and the bloke says, "Stevie, it must be really hard being blind...?" ...