Now did that make you laugh?


Emmmmm Nope

What about this, this should make women laugh:

What do you say to the most gorgous woman on here?

Only she knows! So come on tell us the answer the most gorgous woman on here!

Getting out your guitar and playing women a romantic song or two sometimes works to seduce them:

If you could read my mind

Sometimes when we touch

Playing them those two songs should get them dragging you to the bedroom.

I've found that being genuinely interested in what they have to say rather than as a means to an end or trying to impress with your knowledge, wit etc is a good way to start any seduction. Followed up with smatterings of razor sharp wit interspersed with serious socioeconomic discussion whilst not looking at her cleavage once. If all this fails just get totally smashed on aftershock and go for the snog.