oo a price list? am i charging by the hour? or maybe something else

iv layed so many shop workers this month, i mean paid.

i wont get laided if i dont turn up for work, o crap did it again.

look what uv made me do iv got laid on the mind when im supposed to be getting paid. its paid day friday not laid day.

I am the most modest guy ever to have lived.

I am honest and true to my word, so now i'm on my way to catch nasoj before he runs off

i have like a hollow head, and when i hit it it makes noises
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i am quite creative in the way that i think and express how i feel.

i like my compassion and passion!!

When I left work people said they really missed seeing me smile, giving them support, and most of all my inspirational way of being, so those are also the things I like about myself 'cos I know they're appreciated.