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23.11.2006, 06:28 quote

Anonymous

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

 

23.11.2006, 06:39 quote

clactonpinky
Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Posts: 19 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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ah thanks Very Happy
I'll remember that then, incase i'm ever in that situation
Right, now on to the german guy living with a blue fish with a red car or something......

Thanks.

 

23.11.2006, 07:41 quote

clactonpinky
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Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use his.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?
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23.11.2006, 08:07 quote

Anonymous

clactonpinky wrote:

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?


A car? A willy is too obvious!

 

24.11.2006, 05:58 quote

CatManDo
CatManDo Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 4 Location: Canada, Manitoba, Steinbach
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Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use his.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

~~~~ Wish I had a good riddle to continue this thread, but the answer is a last name. LOL, back in 2001, I was hoping a potential relationship over the internet would have worked. I would have liked to drop my Polish-based name in marriage and take hers, much better, and be...Jim Briscoe. Sounds like a old west gunfighter.

 

24.11.2006, 06:50 quote

Anonymous

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

 

24.11.2006, 07:27 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3097 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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almostpurrrfect wrote:
If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?


Doh, tis a lie LOL, other wise you would be contradicting yourself Very Happy

Try this on for size

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Which of the following statements are true?

1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

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24.11.2006, 14:03 quote

Anonymous

at least nine are false....

 

24.11.2006, 15:03 quote

Aradon
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almostpurrrfect wrote:
at least nine are false....


*ding ding ding, we have a winner*
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27.11.2006, 14:52 quote

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heres one might be to easy so aradons not allowed to answer (joking) right your a detective and you find a dead body its a sunny day all that is left of the body are two arms a pair of eyes a nose and a mouth and there is a puddle of liquid on the floor how did they die and who are they?
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