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14.07.2008, 13:51 quote

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scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
What exactly is a quality of service issue?


It means that something is f*cked

I wonder what the colour of love is?


Burgundy?


Oh. I was hoping it was plum, but burgundy will do.


I prefer plum. Lets say plum.

 

15.07.2008, 10:12 quote

scaramuccia

Why are there only 24 hours in a day? It's a really silly idea, 24 hours isn't enough time to do everything in one day.

 

15.07.2008, 11:41 quote

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scaramuccia wrote:
Why are there only 24 hours in a day? It's a really silly idea, 24 hours isn't enough time to do everything in one day.

Something needs to be accountable for the extra wibbles on the earths axis.By my estimation we are approximatly 2-3 weeks out of date. I stop here as my not ramdom thoughts are too much even for the Bliss23 realm of random thoughts.
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15.07.2008, 12:24 quote

scaramuccia

choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
What exactly is a quality of service issue?


It means that something is f*cked

I wonder what the colour of love is?


Burgundy?


Oh. I was hoping it was plum, but burgundy will do.


I prefer plum. Lets say plum.


OK. Plum it is.

For the inquisitive, here are the hex codes for the 4 main plum colours:
Plum #B93B8F
Plum1 #F9B7FF
Plum2 #E6A9EC
Plum3 #C38EC7





Auf mein' Kopf eine Krone aus Zeitungspapier -
sieht wie'n König aus, nur etwas unrasiert

 

15.07.2008, 13:12 quote

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Where the hell has my kitten gone?????????? Confused
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15.07.2008, 18:03 quote

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Helfe! Meine Augenbrau tut weh

 

15.07.2008, 18:08 quote

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LittleVixen wrote:
Where the hell has my kitten gone?????????? Confused


Is it drilling behind the sofa?

 

15.07.2008, 18:15 quote

scaramuccia

choochi0 wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
Where the hell has my kitten gone?????????? Confused


Is it drilling behind the sofa?


Before I head off to the bus top to go home, I was going make an inappropriate quip about drilling a pussy behind the sofa, but thought I'd better not

 

15.07.2008, 18:25 quote

choochi0
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scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
Where the hell has my kitten gone?????????? Confused


Is it drilling behind the sofa?


Before I head off to the bus top to go home, I was going make an inappropriate quip about drilling a pussy behind the sofa, but thought I'd better not


I think Eddie Izzard would be proud you had turned his joke in such a direction.

 

15.07.2008, 18:33 quote

scaramuccia

choochi0 wrote:
scaramuccia wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
Where the hell has my kitten gone?????????? Confused


Is it drilling behind the sofa?


Before I head off to the bus top to go home, I was going make an inappropriate quip about drilling a pussy behind the sofa, but thought I'd better not


I think Eddie Izzard would be proud you had turned his joke in such a direction.


Why, thank you! I shall send him an email when I get home, pointing him in the direction of this accolade for my perverted wit.



"You stroke a dog, the dog goes, “oooooooo…” and cats go (purring/drilling sound), because they’re drilling, aren’t they? That’s what they’re doing. They’re drilling, they drill for gold! They drill for oil, they drill for anything! Just for the love of drilling! When they’re behind your sofa, they’re just drilling. (mimes drilling) They’ve got goggles on, it’s okay! There’s a compressor over there...Your friends come and say, “I think your cat’s drilling behind your sofa!” “I don’t think so, that’s purring, that noise, isn’t it? Cat, are you drilling?” And the cat hears this, whips off the goggles, (mimes coming from behind the sofa), “No, no… Drilling? No! No, I’m a cat! How would I know how to drill? That’s purring you’re thinking of, purring! Oh, yes, purring! Having a good ole purr back here… no drilling. No, no, okay… “ (mimes putting goggles back on and resuming drilling) Sometimes they drill 40, 50 feet, you
know, just for the hell of it."

 

15.07.2008, 18:42 quote

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He is the funniest man IN THE WORLD.

 

16.07.2008, 17:30 quote

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If I were a caterpillar, would I even care?
If the moon were made of green cheese, would I travel more?
If poo were pilots, would everybody fly?
If I were a little girl again, would I sit and cry?
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16.07.2008, 18:26 quote

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Cherry tomatoes?

 

16.07.2008, 20:38 quote

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I really really wanted that mug!

 

16.07.2008, 21:01 quote

eda85
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redelicious wrote:
If I were a caterpillar, would I even care?
If the moon were made of green cheese, would I travel more?
If poo were pilots, would everybody fly?
If I were a little girl again, would I sit and cry?


No, a caterpillar's life is a care free life

Yes, to buy crackers in the event of a meteor shower

Flying would be shit

Everybody cries, even Bruce Willis


Long live the grand illusion

 
 
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