I don't know, he doesn't strike me as the kiss and tell type.

It is either that or he has been sent to prison for a few days.
(He'll get plenty of action in there mind you!)

well good o him if he is (meeting a girl i mean and not soap dropping unles he prefers that)
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If I ever win the lottery, I am gonna buy him TWO Russian brides.
(Just in case one breaks under the strain of that 12" cock of his)

When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky

It's far too easy to feck up things.

Oh and this has been haunting me all morning... Dunno why...

And I need you today, oh, Ronnie. Oh, Ronnie won't you listen to what I gotta say, oh Ronnie won't you throw it all away, Oh Ronnie won't you listen to what I gotta say... And I need you today, oh, Ronnie. Yesterday's a dream... Let's find tomorrow... Shadows in the night... Life goes on... Tomorrow's just another day... Happy people look my way... Shadows in the night... A face through a window... Crying in the night... But life goes on... And I need you today oh, Ronnie.

Those aren't the actual words of the song, but as long as it's random thoughts, they're fresh off my mind. PMSL
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Looks like rain...

I had a moment of clarity whilst outside looking at the moon and realised that if you want something it can be done you just need to turn dreams into schemes.




...bloody hell that sounds cliched

i feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.

umbongo
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Putting a remote control through the wash cycles is not big.... and it's not clever

:Burp:

That was tasty
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