what's on your mind ? Not asking what's in your mind to be honest, ....(frankly I don’t want to know far too scary) just say what you want ,....be random !

Where are the penguins kept?

bahweepgranaweepminibong

Feeble males

This really odd thing happened the other day. I was walking along the road throught the farm. Well, its not so much a road as a dirt track. Hehe, that sounds a bit dirty!
Where was I? Oh yes I was walking... well actually more ambling. Yes ambling along the dirt track when I heard a funny noise from the woods. It was starting to get dark so the sun was low and red and was shining through the trees.
Afew yards inside the woods I could see something large moving around. It was a bit lumbering, like a bear.
Anyway, I was getting cold so I went home

Steve Jones

I may have mentioned this little known fact before,
'everybody that has ever eaten bread has eventually died.'

So do I, cos I'm mad not heterosexual... apparently

No wait! I disagree cos I'm mad not heterosexual... apparently

Do you think 260 emails in 3 days a bit obsessive or what?