What is the best practical joke you have played on someone or had done to you?

there was the amazing one with our arsehole, ass kissing vice college captain back in school. and his crony hall monitor.

there would usually be a play at school around mid-year and the girls from our "sister" school would come along to play the respective feminine parts. of course when actors fell short, the junior boys - in classic japanese fashion - would fill in by playing the female roles needed.

I got the vice college captain's younger brother, who had played a girl's role in the play to keep his costume on (made a pretty convincing girl) and play along to trick the monitor.

then i sent someone off to tell the hall monitor a cute girl from the girl's school was here and looking for him specifically. he fell for it hook, line an sinker. he was told she was waiting in the green room (the play had already finished)

the vice college captain was sat there reading a magazine while getting ready to go home/waiting on his brother to change. the hall monitor saunters in and starts sweettalking the disguised younger brother!! the actual conversation still sends me laughing till my jawbones hurt. i can safely say it involved an amazing array of chat up lines and brilliant acting by the kid.

suddenly, the hall monitor decides enough is enough, here's this cute girl, i must be assertive, and slips his hand around her shoulder and draws her close...

hell breaks loose, the captain, who either was sleeping or too busy reading realises that someone is trying to put the moves on his brother! he gets up and shouts "WHAT TH' FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER?!?"

hilarity ensues - and we were in a window across the green room with a digicam on zoom



he rushed over to threaten us with all sorts of threats ranging from expulsion to bodily harm.

we just told him to can it or else the tape goes on to the lovely internets. needless to say, he didnt bother anyone we looked out for till the end of school life for us.

best practical joke ? erm, wouldn't say it was the best, but funniest..

was out with my Dj mate helping him set up one night when the resident 'sound tech' kept coming over and randomly changing the settings on our system... needless to say,when my mate dropped a Viagra in his pint it soon got rid of him..

i personally think that spiking drinks is out of order, but on this one occassion, it was quite funny and it kinda did it's job..
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I live with rugby boys and so get to hear many delightful pranks.
My personal favourite involves mustard and doors.
On a night when your housemates have gone out drinking, coat the back of doorhandles and lightswitches with a thin layer of mustard (the front door is a good one too) also i'd suggest the taps.. Then when your housemates come home drunk, everything they touch has mustard on. Not a happy bunny does Mustard Door make! It tends to get taken too far though, when you have mustard on the TV remote, deoderant cans, your pillow, your toothbrush, the toilet seat.

GOOD OLD MUSTARD DOOR.

Ok, this is going to sound really mean, but it wasnt meant to be!
When my son was little, he was always fascinated by the chimney cleaning guy who called round twice a year.
When our son was 7 the chimney guy casually said he could go work for him, small enough to shinny up there etc. He was really eager, so we told him on his 10th birthday he would leave school and go work as Vince's apprentice.
This subject only ever really got mentioned twice a year after that, each time we pulled his leg and reassured him come his 10th birthday he'd be a Chimney Sweep by trade.......3 yrs later......on his 10th birthday he was up at 4am, washed and dressed and ready for his new job.....when we told him it was a joke, he didnt half sob, and wouldnt speak to any of us for a week......he's 15 now and still feels shat on, poor kid.
It was a joke, honest! Now, anyone in the family says summat unbelievable, we all ask "Is this a Chimney Sweep joke?".

I work on a jack-up rig ( like an oil rig) and since we are a close-knit community and you can't really run anywhere offshore a lot of pranks are pulled and retaliation is always lurking just around the corner. A famous one is food dye in the workshoes, so that after a heavy day sweating away, the unsuspecting subject is left with one green and one red foot, called starboard and port for the duration (about 2 weeks).

We moved a container on deck to be totally blocking the passage for the nightshift crew coming out of the messhall so they had to squeeze around it in the half dark. On the other side of the container, we placed a stuffed pair of trousers with shoes attached looking like a squashed crewmember protruding from under the container, lying in a seriously large puddle of red liquid. We never knew grown men could scream this hard and one guy nearly passed out when he saw the 'victim'.

Ericocean, you are more mean than me!