paying tax
tescos staff
chavs
noisy dogs
tony blair
people that moan about flashy sigs

Customer "service" in the UK. GAHHHHH!!!!

I hate dog's.....
That is what you ment right
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people who take the piss out of others because they think it will make them appear clever and likeable in other peoples eyes. its a problem of the self you know

Okay, a simple preface for the next one...

'That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the marry up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.'

Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction.


This one covers a lot of ground really. Basically people who wait to talk rather than listen, are constitutionally incapable of shutting the marry up and lack the ability to talk about anything else other than themselves.

From my experience these people fall into two camps; first off are the genuine social retards. These are the lesser of two evils, but still evil all the same. Whatever the reasons, these people fail to pick up on the subtle cues during conversation when it might appear that the other party may wish to speak, ie Attempting to interject, uncomfortable body language, furtive checking of the watch, coughing, glazing of the eyes, carving the text from Ezekiel 25:17 into the furniture with their fingernails. You know, the usual signs that somebody might actually want to get a word in.

The second group consists of people who know exactly what they're doing but simply couldn't give a shit. They like to talk at you rather than with you. You're just an unwilling victim trapped (albeit temporarily) by social etiquette. It doesn't matter if you're listening or not because you're going to get the life story anyway. From their descent through the birth canal to that 'ever such a nice top their mate got from Matalan and it was really cheap too, but shes a bit big for it if you ask me', you're going to listen until you have to chew off a limb to escape. I'm convinced that if you hastily prepared a cardboard cut-out replica of yourself and just walked away they would carry on for at least ten minutes before the penny dropped, such is their lack of self-awareness (and because of the trance-like state they enter into once they're in full flow). These are usually the sort of people who say they 'just want someone who will listen'. Well riddle me this Batman, could it be that if you weren't so self-absorbed people would be inclined to listen anyway? Just a thought.

As I've got older, I've noticed that I develop spontaneous tinnitus whenever I come into contact with either of these for more than a minute or so. I'm hoping it's some sort of selective deafness that kicks in should any unrelenting verbal assault take place.


As a caveat to anyone that might assume that I'm some sort of male chauvinist sociopath, this isn't an exclusively female trait. Male conversation tends only to consist of some sort of pissing contest or a brief bout of camaraderie as we put the world to rights (usually while drinking). Both are guilty, but it's a most unendearing quality on a woman. And my therapist said I'm only slightly sociopathic, but he would. The twat.

I don't have too many pet hates, but some that I can think of right now are
-smoking
-people wearing too much cologne/perfume
-people with annoying and loud laughs

Lots, ranging from mildy irritating to infuriating.

Wet farts are mildy irritating
Underwear stuck up your crack is iritating
Mindless prejudice is mildy infuriating
Mindless arrogance is infuriating

Women falling head over heels for an arsehole because of his mindless arrogance is enraging.

Coach drivers who don't have a clue.

Going to Wembley, he took the M40 and we went from West Brom to Wembley in 2 1/2 hours. Good going.

On the way back, he turned round, went down the M1, and we sat in the traffic for 2 hours. The eventually, he went up the M6. Great. Just stay on this on, we'll be back soon.

He turned onto the M5, then onto the M42, going all the way around Birmingham, adding at least 30 minutes to the journey. He didn't have a ****ing clue.

And he didn't even stop at the services, or even turn the AC on. WTF?

Being judged by where you live.

I live on a council estate, I was brought up in a one parent family (My dad by the way). I will hopfully have my own council flat too soon.

I also went to university, have had some very high powered jobs and regard myself as quite clever.

So simplistic judgements by people who generally read the Daily Mail and have a conservatory and look down on me, make me want to scream.

Predictive Text, I still can't get the hang of it.

Having a crap song stuck in your head when your trying to think of how another song goes. (this happens to me all the time)


People who assume there’s something wrong with you because you haven’t got a smile on your face 24/7 (never have trusted anyone that smiles all the time)
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