Alarms that choose randomly NOT to wake you up. >.<

Alarms do piss you off a bit, when I started my new job I had to get up at 5:30AM for the first week, and after that I had to be up by 7:30.
I forgot to reset my alarm clock (after 3 months) so every day I get rudely awoken (2 hours early) and THAT winds me up.
I'd change the alarm settings, but I am secretly waiting to find out how long it takes me to smash the thing to bits.........

Another one..

Going out for a walk, not only does it start pissing it down, but EVERYBODY who see's you stops to talk to you. Not great when you're trying to clear your mind...

Start arguing with yourself, generally works.... and if they still won't budge get violent with yourself.

worked in Fight club.

The correct spelling is definitely.

Definitely not definately.
Definitely not definatly.
Definitely not definantly.
Definitely not definetly.
Definitely not definently.
And definitely not defiantly.

The correct spelling is definitely definitely.

When some drunk person says "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!"

Correction matey, I've seen it all before understand it inside out. The phrase you are looking for is "YOU DON'T CARE."

A thread after my own cynical heart. this is for starters - please dont be offended this list is compiled for a laugh

Religous Cults,BNP,Torries,The Mighty Boosh,People who wear Ramones shirts and cant name you one song,The Old Firm,Deal Or No Deal,Hoosiers,Scouting For Girls,The Feeling,Kooks,Razorlight,The View,Tony Blair,Sex And The City Fanatics,Gordon Brown,George W Bush,Jimmy Carr,Casualty,Celeb Magazines,Che Guevarra Merchandise,Crazy Frog,Daily Mail,DVD'S with adverts you cant skip,Gangsta Rap,Dom Joly,Vernon Kay,Live 8,Kate Moss,Chris Moyles,Ross Noble,Queen Musicals,The Rich,Donald Rumsfeld,South Bank Show,Bono,Robbie Williams,The Tartan Army,Tim Westwood

maybe another time.think that list is more than enough

Two words stood out to me there.

Tim. Westwood.

What a complete tw*t!!!