I want some now

i have some "bruiser" bars in the kitchen......... remember those... mmmm cola flavoured chewy bars........ pity they're for the kids...... ugh.

I bought a little bag of fizzy cola bottles earlier.........they sent me really hyper!

"Old sweeties that you don't get anymore...or you do get but just somehow or another ain't as good as they used to be"

Clues in the title. If I wanted to call it " How to make people feel pure ancient by saying 'I don't remember " I would have called it " How to make people feel pure ancient by saying 'I don't remember ", BUT I DIDNAE!!!



Nah only kidding

Ooh, there's the scottish flair again..

I could make most people feel old in a matter of minutes. lol.

Hey don't be sad - just learn to laugh at the ones you know ...I'm talking about.

You know the sort.

Some are actually okay ... when they're not in front of me at the bar or the sweetie shoap!!

It annoys me.

I always get my money out BEFORE I go to the bar. Then pay as quickly as I can.

What are they made of, and it's never dawned on me before, a bit of a pervy name as well; or maybe that's just me

Do you know they things, I think thy're called Astoroid Belts, all that sugary kinda wie that when yie eat them they through your jaw intae a spasm right at the hinges - don't know what they're made of either!!

Nae wonder kids are all mental, all they made e numbers.

Maybe that's why it got so popular in the 80's and 90's!!

[quote="Letmein"]Anybody remeber thaat chewing gum that had that shit that was like cough flamable cough medicine in the middle and had were cover with a thin powdering of like chalk dust - they were crap tae...

And Haribo , arghhh don't get me started!!

Just started laughing out there at how angry I got thinking about crap sweeties!!![/quote

Told you you were as mad as a pancake!!!!

Black jacks used to be my fave as a kid Handy! 3 for a penny they used to be. Eh, them wuz the days