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22.01.2010, 13:57 quote

jeggae
jeggae Joined: 06 Dec 2008 Posts: 2174 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bedfordshire
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Apparently there's going to be new 'bodyshape' descriptions for women on flirtbox.

DIET COKE = thin

RED BULL = Thin but because they live on their nerves

LUCOZADE = athletic

TAP WATER = average

PERRIER WATER = average but think their something special

LEMONADE = average but think their slightly overweight

WINE = slightly overweight and obsessed about it

GUINESS = overweight

CIDER = clinically obese and dont care!

TURPS = need surgery!


Wonder which one the ladies on here think they are??

 

22.01.2010, 14:42 quote

gypsymoon
gypsymoon Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Posts: 2655 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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I'm a no-body-shape......in-a-drink Rolling Eyes

 

22.01.2010, 16:20 quote

missjb

Oh guaranteed this was made up by a man and proven they know little if not nothing about us women and what we think about ourselves!

Im personally expensive fine champagne which is not on the list aka the best, above everyone and only a few get to taste! which is not to be confused with cheap nasty champagne which are the wannabes, people have just to make do cos its easy to have and leaves a funny taste in the mouth!!! PMSL!!!

 

22.01.2010, 17:00 quote

gj458

This didnt even make me smile. If it was a joke, dont quit yer day job.

As for you JB, i'd see you as more of a 'Orange Juice' Type. Everyone in the village has tried you! haha!

 

22.01.2010, 17:10 quote

missjb

gj458 wrote:

As for you JB, i'd see you as more of a 'Orange Juice' Type. Everyone in the village has tried you! haha!

 

22.01.2010, 20:03 quote

jeggae
jeggae Joined: 06 Dec 2008 Posts: 2174 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bedfordshire
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gj458 wrote:
This didnt even make me smile. If it was a joke, dont quit yer day job.



Was meant to be a joke yep...but we all cant be net studs like you

You cant please everyone.

 

24.01.2010, 12:31 quote

gj458

I'ma stud no matter where i am.

 

24.01.2010, 14:22 quote

infectiousvirus

diet coke here

 

24.01.2010, 14:29 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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infectiousvirus wrote:
diet coke here

I see you more as a Coffee. Hot, tasty and will keep me up all night.
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24.01.2010, 14:42 quote

infectiousvirus

whysoserious1983 wrote:
infectiousvirus wrote:
diet coke here

I see you more as a Coffee. Hot, tasty and will keep me up all night.


wow Laughing

 

25.01.2010, 21:39 quote

caelacoo
caelacoo Joined: 23 Jan 2010 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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hmm i see myself more as a sprite.

Small, pixie looking thing who eats like a horse and never gains weight.

 

25.01.2010, 21:48 quote

handsel
handsel Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 2355 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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caelacoo wrote:
hmm i see myself more as a sprite.

Small, pixie looking thing who eats like a horse and never gains weight.

Very good!
And welcome to the forums!
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25.01.2010, 22:11 quote

zacktelstar
zacktelstar Joined: 15 Feb 2009 Posts: 878 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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Funny.

I'm a bendy straw in a glass of tizer
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