Apparently there's going to be new 'bodyshape' descriptions for women on flirtbox.

DIET COKE = thin

RED BULL = Thin but because they live on their nerves

LUCOZADE = athletic

TAP WATER = average

PERRIER WATER = average but think their something special

LEMONADE = average but think their slightly overweight

WINE = slightly overweight and obsessed about it

GUINESS = overweight

CIDER = clinically obese and dont care!

TURPS = need surgery!


Wonder which one the ladies on here think they are??

I'm a no-body-shape......in-a-drink

Oh guaranteed this was made up by a man and proven they know little if not nothing about us women and what we think about ourselves!

Im personally expensive fine champagne which is not on the list aka the best, above everyone and only a few get to taste! which is not to be confused with cheap nasty champagne which are the wannabes, people have just to make do cos its easy to have and leaves a funny taste in the mouth!!! PMSL!!!

This didnt even make me smile. If it was a joke, dont quit yer day job.

As for you JB, i'd see you as more of a 'Orange Juice' Type. Everyone in the village has tried you! haha!

I'ma stud no matter where i am.

diet coke here

hmm i see myself more as a sprite.

Small, pixie looking thing who eats like a horse and never gains weight.

Funny.

I'm a bendy straw in a glass of tizer
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