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Home >> Anything else >> naughty horoscopes... i'm cancer
31.08.2006, 11:11 quote
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) --
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
¬¬¬ Never believed in horoscopes until now! haha 
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31.08.2006, 12:21 quote
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| nursecutie wrote: |
| Im a Cancerian
However, im not sure I agree with the "They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em". Although sounds interesting, lol... |
I noticed you didnt disagree with..' Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic.'...lol
Yes your right...I completely disagree with that part also!! lol
31.08.2006, 20:58 quote
I'm Scorpio, and the types of dips I go for usually have Chilli in them - anyone puts one of them near certain parts of my anatomy had better have good health insurance.
I'm also Irish and have to ask - what planet is this doll on?
31.08.2006, 21:37 quote
| Irishphantasm wrote: |
| I'm Scorpio, and the types of dips I go for usually have Chilli in them - anyone puts one of them near certain parts of my anatomy had better have good health insurance.
I'm also Irish and have to ask - what planet is this doll on? |
hi..welcome..planet this dolls on?..lol are you talking about AP?
01.09.2006, 11:21 quote
| almostpurrrfect wrote: |
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Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dias in a museum...this would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah! "WORSHIP ME." is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina...Mistresses...Gigalos...Bar owners...Promoters...Runway Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their genitalia...not piercings, per se...but other jeweled adornments definately. Rubies usually are their love. I knew one LEO with a solid silver Cockring embedded with rubies. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one. |
Oh woe is me, it sucks to be a leo
04.09.2006, 09:15 quote
| cheekyeyes wrote: |
I'm Aries ...  |
Me too and i'd go with around 95% of that being right for me
04.09.2006, 21:23 quote
I am Capricorn!
And I am taking the 5th on what I just read there about my star sign! 
Pol x
05.09.2006, 10:16 quote
| cheekyeyes wrote: |
| I'm Aries ... |
Me 2..but cant possibly say how much is true
...not sober anyway 
05.09.2006, 14:44 quote
hahaha oh dear that certainly made me giggle im saggitarius and erm no comment lmao
16.09.2006, 13:56 quote
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| Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) --
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie! They love to bite. They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive. But when they warm up? There is no stopping them. They like to have the back of their knees licked. They live for tongue massages. They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in. They like to play games...as long as they are in charge. This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love. OMG!!!! But true
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17.09.2006, 09:58 quote
" They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time."
Is that what i was doing! bloody hell, i thought i was throwing a tantrum!
who'd be a capricorn
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