I don't know if this subject's existed before around here... DO lock and point me in the right direction if so...

So do y'all like have any nicknames for the objects around you (for some of them at least)? I don't know if this is a good topic, but I was just thinkin' today that my cue is called "My precious", my car is called "Stephen", my ex car was called "tiny" (not only by me but people around me too as they gave it the name ), when I once rented a car I called it Ajax (it just felt like an ajax to me ) and if I ever get a really fancy car it will be called Michael, after mr. Madsen, by a friend's suggestion.

I love nicknames... If someone were ever to give me one, regarding my pool skills, I'd like it to be "the executioner", but I believe I'm a bit far from that for the moment being.

Now I'm sure that I've got more names for the objects around me... I shall be back.
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My first car was called Aroodadoo after the ones on Watership Down.

My cue is called 'The Golden Wand', for the magic it sometimes perform.

I have a spider living in my bath and his nickman is Bruce!!

when installing garage doors with the homeowners watching over our shoulders my brother and myself would use the code word bernard if we saw any damage or blemish, that way it could be delt with without the customer getting all worried

I've always tended to be a bit of a humpty dumpty when it comes to words, make 'em up as I go along when I cant remember the proper word for summat.

Radio: talkiebox.
Digital radio: Fancy talkiebox
TV: gogglebox
Windscreen wipers: wishywashy thangs
Washing machine: wishywashy box
Windows: lookie-thru's
Roundabout: keep lefting
camera: clickypic thang
shoes: foot doodahs
Right: left
Left: the other left.

Cant think off hand of others. Most people who know me know what I mean and tend to use my words occasionally!

I have many names for many things lol

Personal nicknames people have given me (my name being lottie): Tots, Dot, Dot 'ed, Totty, Lot, Lotto, Moto, Mush, Flo

My car is called Harold
My mates cars are called Lil Peter + Mavis
Knives are 'stabbers'
T.v controls are 'dibber'(s)
Icing sugar is 'sprinkles' (bearing in mind i work in a kitchen lol)
French mustard is 'poo sauce'
Shoes are 'footsie mabobs'
Lighters are 'lighterers'
Pens are 'scribble sticks'
My car mirrors are 'bass measurers'

and i'm sure there is maaany many more that i just can't think of atm!

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Tha's lovely. As in "hiya, Bruce, it's mornin' shower time? "

This is gonna sound really sad, I use the shower in the other bathroom, so i don't have to move bruce. Then when i sit on the loo I can talk to him!!

After a couple of glasses of wine he answers back

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Bliss23 wrote:

john1503 wrote: I have a spider living in my bath and his nickman is Bruce!! Tha's lovely. As in "hiya, Bruce, it's mornin' shower time? " This is gonna sound really sad, I use the shower in the other bathroom, so i don't have to move bruce. Then when i sit on the loo I can talk to him!! After a couple of glasses of wine he answers back

flamingoes are flingos
squirrels are squeals
anything i am looking for is my thingy


i can't think of anymore atm

I call my car Pete.

He rocks.

My boobs also have names, but i aint sharing that little gem!

At the weekend I enjoy a bit of Mandy, Katie and Mr Chang