In case anyone gives a toss, I've named my parrot Ruby. However, I've given her 'Metis' as a middle name. I like the level of effort/research that was put into that.

Whoever suggested 'Flirty Bertie'........oh pleeeease
And surely 'Patsys' come out of cowsies bottomsies?

Oh and the pathetic prize is that you get my parrot named after your suggestion. Well done Trev!

Whoever suggested 'Flirty Bertie'........oh pleeeease

.....Yes? Please what? huh? huh? huh?

I love the name Ruby.....or rather
Rooooooobeeeeeeee dont take your love to town!

(Actually, thats probably rather macabre to say that, being a tragic true story).

So scrap that, but yes Ruby is a lovely old fashioned name. I remember pretending my name was Ruby when I was little cuz I hated my real name.

Where would a parrot sell her body in this country?

In that case I would have suggested "Jezebel" but that's my cat Polly!

Ha! Just as I hit send (about Polly sat on my shoulder nibbling my ear) what email photo did I just receive?? Ruby on your shoulder nibbling your ear! She's Ruby Polly, and when she learns to swear she;ll be Rudie Ruby Polly!!!

Well her full title is as follows: Ruby Metis Flint.

Flint was suggested by some pirate name calculator I found online, Yarr!

I won a competition reading Treasure Island at school. I'm quite well known for putting on voices. My latest is a disturbingly good impersonation of Alan Carr.

So when we getting to see a pic of Ruby then Ed??