Awww I know you were joking, was just rambling in my own fashion.....sorry to hear about yer xmas pressie not forthcoming, I shall send an extra special grovelling letter to santa on your behalf, and send you smackeroo to go with it. mwah! chin up it could be worse.....not sure how but just thought i'd say that cuz thats what people say - innit??!

I don't the offside... er... off topic rule!

Seriously, I don't, for a start, you would have meander a long way off topic for it to completely irrelavant to the topic in question, and, anyway, so what if it does? New posters visiting such a threads will still comment on the topic in question... no harm done!

i am very guilty of making threads off topic, but to be honest it doesnt really bother me..

Now , here's a weird one for ya......... I went to lunch today, and drove into town, where I came across this girl, about 28-29 years old, quite a pretty looking blonde girl, screaming like she had been raped or something and trying to get into this blokes car. (This is in the middle of the busy town mind you)
So I'm thinking, I'm not getting involved in this one, looks like a domestic.
So I go around the block and when I get back, she's wandering the street still screaming as loud as she can, so I stop the car and ask her if she's alright.
Now, the weird bit, she replies 'No, I'm not, any chance of a lift to Redruth!' (about 3 miles away).
I start laughing cos that's all that was wrong with her, and explain that I am on my lunch break so I didn't have time.
She responded by telling me to 'get fucked then' and slammed my door shut and started screaming again, which then made it look like I had done something to her!
It didn't help much when I turned around to find about 30 people gathered along the curb watching, including my boss!
She then started stopping every car asking for a lift and when they said no she kicked their car and went on to the next.
Anyone who says that Cornish women are normal must be now proven wrong.
That made my day today, being honest, but I still can't understand what she had been smoking/injecting to act like that, or perhaps it's just a 'womens problem' thing.........
My boss asked me if I got her phone number but I replied that she reminded me too much of my ex........

well that beats my day, of chasing my houdini spider

That's actually a smart way of getting a lift, Megalone!

Here's a thought... if this thread's topic is to wander continously off topic.. then is failing to wander off topic wandering off topic?

OMG megalone, are you sure she was a natural blonde?
That's *exactly* what my ex-neighbor got arrested for about 3 yrs ago! Last I heard she had moved back to camborne to live, taking with her her bottles of funny pills and syringes full of harpic and anti-freeze --- I kid you not. But she was a goth with jet black hair.
Anyhoos, no wonder people think twice about trying to save a damsel in distress these days!
Hope your boss accepted your explanation that you weren't the aggressor, you can see how men get into trouble sometimes thru no fault of their own.