Awww I know you were joking, was just rambling in my own fashion.....sorry to hear about yer xmas pressie not forthcoming, I shall send an extra special grovelling letter to santa on your behalf, and send you smackeroo to go with it. mwah! chin up it could be worse.....not sure how but just thought i'd say that cuz thats what people say - innit??!

i am very guilty of making threads off topic, but to be honest it doesnt really bother me..

Now , here's a weird one for ya......... I went to lunch today, and drove into town, where I came across this girl, about 28-29 years old, quite a pretty looking blonde girl, screaming like she had been raped or something and trying to get into this blokes car. (This is in the middle of the busy town mind you)
So I'm thinking, I'm not getting involved in this one, looks like a domestic.
So I go around the block and when I get back, she's wandering the street still screaming as loud as she can, so I stop the car and ask her if she's alright.
Now, the weird bit, she replies 'No, I'm not, any chance of a lift to Redruth!' (about 3 miles away).
I start laughing cos that's all that was wrong with her, and explain that I am on my lunch break so I didn't have time.
She responded by telling me to 'get fucked then' and slammed my door shut and started screaming again, which then made it look like I had done something to her!
It didn't help much when I turned around to find about 30 people gathered along the curb watching, including my boss!
She then started stopping every car asking for a lift and when they said no she kicked their car and went on to the next.
Anyone who says that Cornish women are normal must be now proven wrong.
That made my day today, being honest, but I still can't understand what she had been smoking/injecting to act like that, or perhaps it's just a 'womens problem' thing.........
My boss asked me if I got her phone number but I replied that she reminded me too much of my ex........

well that beats my day, of chasing my houdini spider

OMG megalone, are you sure she was a natural blonde?
That's *exactly* what my ex-neighbor got arrested for about 3 yrs ago! Last I heard she had moved back to camborne to live, taking with her her bottles of funny pills and syringes full of harpic and anti-freeze --- I kid you not. But she was a goth with jet black hair.
Anyhoos, no wonder people think twice about trying to save a damsel in distress these days!
Hope your boss accepted your explanation that you weren't the aggressor, you can see how men get into trouble sometimes thru no fault of their own.

I take in unwanted pet rodents etc (most often pregnant mice) then I have the task of rearing the babies, taming them, naming them then finding them new homes.
This time round I decided to go with a Flirtbox theme for names and am stumped for the last 2 girls, hoping you bored people can think of some please?
The boys are: douglas, chet, jeggae, stoney, chiefy, corky, shiraz and toby
The girls are: cheeky, meg, mayo, cazzie, bexie, bliss and (red) ruth.

Help, I need 2 more girlie (ish) names please for my baby mice!!
Who's got some good ideas?

I have a problem spelling my name sometimes, how sad is that, and I don't like the sound of it....... Jonathon, or is it Jonathan.........

I never have liked the name myself, but it could be worse, my middle name could be my first name, now THAT sucks.
Only a handful of people ouside work actually know my first name really, I've always been called by my nickname since I was about seven, even my family call be by that!

that is minging

I saw a video once with stuff like that in, quite gross actually but whatever floats your boat I suppose......