So i wanted to see for myself just how hard the cage fighters from this other gym near me are so me and a couple of my mates decided to travel to the gym and take them on.

My mate Benno is a Taekwondo red belt and is quick as lightining in combat. He is not very big at 10 stone but he can kick a man in the face and bring his foot back to the ground before anyone has even seen it happen. My mate Stevie G has not had any fighting training but he has won many a tournement at the games workshop playing Warhammer 40000 at a very high national level. As such he is an excelent tactician in the arts of warfare.

So with my bodybuilding, Benno's taekwondo and stevie g's warhammer skills our fight team had a mixture of strength, speed and tactics. We were ready to annhialate any opposition.

So we turned up at the gym and it looked shit. Dead dingy and they didn't even have any decent weights or anything. I was in trackie bottoms and bodybuilding vest, benno was in his taekwondo suit and stevie G was just wearing jeans and a jumper.

The people were pretty polite and said we could do the first lesson free to see what we thought. We weren't gonna pay them anyway lol. Pussies. I got into the matted area and was giving people dead eyes. My muscles were on show and everyone was clearly intimidated by my strength and size and benno's taekwondo attire. They knew trouble had come.

I walked onto the mats and purposely didn't take my trainers off. The instructor was like "excuse me mate (he was scared) there's no trainers on the mats". I just lookd at him dead menacingly and said "can't hear you mate". He repeated what he said and said "no trainers on the mats mate". So I said "can't hear you mate" again and stared at him. Everyone in the gym felt uneasy. Every time he said something I kept saying "can't hear you mate, can't hear you mate" and my mates were laughing at him.

He got angry and tried to push me off the mats so I headbutted him clean in the face. The whole gym jumped in and grabbed me. Cowards, didn't even realise it was 1v1. So my mate benno did a flying kick on some young lad's head and floored him while he wasn't looking. Stevie G made a tactical withdrawal out the fire exit.

Me and benno were held in a choke hold and dragged out the fire exit and thrown down some metal stairs. So we scooted round the car park and got loads of bricks and pelted the gym with bricks. We smashed the windows and they came running out. This girl got hit in the face with a brick and floored and so they all ran to her aid. This was our plan cos then we pelted them all with bricks as they were tending to the downed female. We then legged it and drove home. Not cos we were scared of them but cos the police were sure to show up at any minute like.

So all in all I wans't impressed with this MMA gym one bit. I won against the whole gym full of fighters.

Welcome back! We've missed you.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

You're a dick

Obviously not lol but what's the point, it's not even funny.

aahhhahahaha ay ay ay u lot aint shit without stevie G!!!
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

I've missed cagefighterlee's posts.

Oh this is cagefighterlee then! What i wanna know is have you kicked the shit out of Alex Reid?

gj458 - I can't tell you that otherwise you may contact them and inform them that me and the lads are going to raid their gym!

missjb - Have you heard rumours about me or something then? And nope, I've never met Mr. Reid but he's a very nice guy and very humble so please treat him with respect!

Testosterone filled bravado about having a fight...I guess that will impress some airhead