Paul Daniels ain't so lovely! He came into my farmshop ( don't laugh lol ).. and brought 3 lemons..and because we have a 5 for £1 offer on our lemons i said to him..

" would you like to get 2 more lemons cos' its 5 for a pound.. and just 3 lemons will cost you 90p so you might as well..?" lol and he said

" What the hell am i going to do with 5 lemons?" ( he was proper grumpy!) so i replied..

" Well i'm sure u can magic them into something, surely " and stupidly.. i laughed at my own joke and he threw a quid on the desk and walked off!!

Maybe he was just having a bad day... lol

He probably thought you were taking the pith.

He was bitter enough with 3 lemons, god knows why he needed five.

Maybe is was some poor bloke who looks just like Paul Daniels and he had been accosted by people all day asking him if he was the little wrinkly magician. Your comment might have been the last straw.

When he said what would I do with 5 lemons you should have said well you could give the excess to someone else you miserable bastard and really made him kick off. I'd love to arrest Paul Daniels - or even a Paul Daniels look-a-like. You might like these hand-cuffs, but no a lot.

This actually comes as no surprise, I've heard before that Paul Daniels is a miserable little twat off screen.

he could have had a lemon party, obviously...

Maybe he could choke on them so i dont have to watch his crap on tv anymore !

That was spooooky..was just reading this thread when I heard that damn irritating voice..the man himself in some advert
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What does he expect? He has poisened our screens for years and years with his chinless slut of a wife (bet she's a right dirt-bag in the sack) and then when he gets noticed and cracks a joke funnier than anything that little piece of afterbirth could muster, he's rude about it!

Tell you what Paul, how about you do us all a favour and fuck off!

Wow!!

amazing to see the love and reverance people have for their former childhood hero

This thread is about Dangermouse?

Surely he'd be less miserable if she was.
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Not saying she's a dirtbag with him... and in no way was he my childhood hero!

My childhood hero was Dusty Bin.

lol debbie Mcgee's actually really lovely.. went out to dinner with her last week with my brother hes on bbc berkshire radio with her, and they invited me out with them!