Vixen, having read your varied posts on your search for work in recent times I give you this letter to use in the hope to your soon to be achieved success in employment:



Name and Adress

Dear [Insert Name]

Thank you for your letter of [Insert Date] After careful consideration, I
Regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an [Position] in your department[Name of work place]

This year I have been particulary fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your choice of candidate, I find that your rejection letter does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will assume the position of [Name of position] in your department[Name of Workplace] in [Beginning Date] I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Little Vixen.

Thanks titwhipper! This post was timely, just had 2 rejection emails this morning, and I like this letter *so* much I'm going to send it to someone right now

Glad to of helped. Hope Vixen can put it to good use as well.

That f'kkin ace that....

Nice one TW. Having just recieved 3 rejections in the last week it may come in handy
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i wonder if that'll work on date rejections too..
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