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Home >> Anything else >> Little Vixen
30.06.2008, 08:43 quote
Vixen, having read your varied posts on your search for work in recent times I give you this letter to use in the hope to your soon to be achieved success in employment:
Name and Adress
Dear [Insert Name]
Thank you for your letter of [Insert Date] After careful consideration, I
Regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an [Position] in your department[Name of work place]
This year I have been particulary fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your choice of candidate, I find that your rejection letter does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will assume the position of [Name of position] in your department[Name of Workplace] in [Beginning Date] I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Little Vixen.
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30.06.2008, 09:35 quote
Thanks titwhipper! This post was timely, just had 2 rejection emails this morning, and I like this letter *so* much I'm going to send it to someone right now
30.06.2008, 09:40 quote
Glad to of helped. Hope Vixen can put it to good use as well.
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30.06.2008, 18:44 quote
Nice one TW. Having just recieved 3 rejections in the last week it may come in handy ![]()
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30.06.2008, 18:46 quote
i wonder if that'll work on date rejections too.. ![]()
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30.06.2008, 19:34 quote
| s6boystu wrote: |
| i wonder if that'll work on date rejections too.. |
"I'm going to the flicks and will arrive at 7.45pm for the 8pm showing of blahblah. You HAVE TO join me there because I have had my quota of date rejections for this week already, so you really have no choice in the matter. See you 7.45pm. Yours sincerely".
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