Alright...so who has a 'USELESS TALENT' they would like to share...
This should be good for a laugh.........

i can fit one leg behind my back i can juggle i can sing like david bowie and i can touch my nose with my tongue i have quite a long tongue
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk

I can reflect light off my head.
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I can fart the national anthem after a decent curry

now thats a skilland btw drole means silly daft
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk

I can also do the Star Spangled Banner, …takes an extra special curry to finish that though as I goes on for so long

i can make my eyebrows dance.

and i can wiggle my nose..and only my nose...a lá samantha in bewitched! hehe

i can fold my tongue in two lengthwise

I can lick my own elbow...haha

it might be more fun licking someone else's elbow?

(offers elbow for licking)

I can click my jaw and make my kids cringe..

I don't have any talents (thinks)

....... oh yes I do lol .... sorry not for forum publication!

i can make my pecs dance and i can also do good human beatbox