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03.08.2006, 21:37 quote

Anonymous

As I said before, we've got 3 kittens, we're giving 2 of them away and keeping 1 of them



Please remember to keep any un-funny and sick jokes out of this one!

 

03.08.2006, 21:43 quote

Anonymous

Can I have one...my shelves need dusting....it'll keep me company while Im doing them.

How the hell can someone be so cruel as to just dump them. Why didn't they just contact the local cats protection league, they'll have taken them in. Ive had cats from them in the past and my old dog Billy who died last year of old age was from a rescue home.

 

03.08.2006, 21:45 quote

Anonymous

I don't know why the people dumped them. It's their loss.

They are the cutest things on the planet. Seriously..I don't want to give any of them away, but mum says I can only keep the one. Sad

 

03.08.2006, 21:47 quote

Anonymous

Hide them in your bedroom.....

 

03.08.2006, 21:49 quote

Anonymous

I can't.

I will just have to find really good homes for them. Or persuade my mum to keep them all..which more than likely won't happen Sad

 

04.08.2006, 08:53 quote

Anonymous

yeah i got three kittens to give away myself laura. they are black with white faces and paws. sooo cute. they ate a bird the other day. not cute.

 

04.08.2006, 09:21 quote

Anonymous

Kittens are blatently the cutest thing ever.

The only thing cuter than "just kittens" is kittens when they all cuddle up together.

 

04.08.2006, 10:30 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
yeah i got three kittens to give away myself laura. they are black with white faces and paws. sooo cute. they ate a bird the other day. not cute.


Aww!

I took the kittens to a vet this morning, he said that they are 5 weeks old.

All three of these are grey..and so fluffy!

 

04.08.2006, 10:31 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
Kittens are blatently the cutest thing ever.

The only thing cuter than "just kittens" is kittens when they all cuddle up together.


So true!

I really don't want to give any of them away. I spent most of this morning trying to talk my mum into letting me keep them all. Didn't work. *sighs*

 

04.08.2006, 17:22 quote

kathy923
kathy923 Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 454 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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my kitten has got really big now, and fat!! she keeps on bringing home lovely presents, nice dead animals and little birds, and then stays out all night having sex with the cat down the road, she's a dirty girl, but so cute!

 

05.08.2006, 08:05 quote

Anonymous

kathy923 wrote:
my kitten has got really big now, and fat!! she keeps on bringing home lovely presents, nice dead animals and little birds, and then stays out all night having sex with the cat down the road, she's a dirty girl, but so cute!


Oh so I have all this to look forward to?!

 

05.08.2006, 08:06 quote

Anonymous

Right, we've found a home for one of the kittens..just one more to go.


I'm going to miss them so much Sad

 

05.08.2006, 19:05 quote

kathy923
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flowerangelaura wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
my kitten has got really big now, and fat!! she keeps on bringing home lovely presents, nice dead animals and little birds, and then stays out all night having sex with the cat down the road, she's a dirty girl, but so cute!


Oh so I have all this to look forward to?!


yeah, theres nothing more depressing than knowing ur cat has a better sex life than u, it sucks. when it happens, make sure theres always a nice guy u can sneak off 2 for the night so ur cat isnt the dirtiest pussy around.

well done on getting rid of one of the kittnes though, try and give the other 1 to either ur friend or neighbour so its still really ur cat.

 

05.08.2006, 19:07 quote

Anonymous

kathy923 wrote:
...sneak off 2 for the night so ur cat isnt the dirtiest pussy around.


Oh no, you didn't just say that! Rolling Eyes

 

05.08.2006, 19:51 quote

kathy923
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swissrebel wrote:
kathy923 wrote:
...sneak off 2 for the night so ur cat isnt the dirtiest pussy around.


Oh no, you didn't just say that! Rolling Eyes


it had 2 b said, talking abvout cats some1 had 2 bring in the pussy eventually.

 
 
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