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24.03.2008, 18:13 quote
The sentence for anyone caught middle lane hogging on motorways should be death. This is because middle lane hoggers are:
1. One of the greatest causes of accidents on motorways (undertaking) - FACT.
2. One of the greatest reasons for road rage on motorways - FACT.
3. One of the greatest reasons for so-called congestion on motorways - FACT.
4. Dangerous and selfish tosspots who should be banned from driving - FACT.
And most importantly of all.. I HATE THEM.
KILL THEM.
24.03.2008, 18:34 quote
I agree Moose
more and more idiots on the road these days!
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24.03.2008, 18:44 quote
| megalone wrote: |
I take it you didn't have a nice drive this weekend then?
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On the way back I think there were more middle lane hoggers, or MOGGERS as I shall henceforth call them, than I have ever encountered before, ever. At one point on the M1 near Northampton there was a line of dawdling traffic in the middle, a line of dawdling traffic in the fast lane, while the outside lane was fucking EMPTY! What the hell is that all about, why don't people just FUCKING MOVE OVER???? I did the sensible thing and bombed down the outside at 80mph.
24.03.2008, 18:48 quote
And this would be why the form for my provisional has now been sat on my desk looking at me for 2 months 
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24.03.2008, 18:50 quote
| baggiebhoy wrote: |
| And this would be why the form for my provisional has now been sat on my desk looking at me for 2 months |
You can't drive on motorways with a provsional anyway.
24.03.2008, 18:52 quote
| moose666 wrote: | ||
You can't drive on motorways with a provsional anyway. |
I don't mean motorways, I mean fuckhead drivers
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24.03.2008, 19:11 quote
Yeap MUGGERS.
Add to them:-
Lorry drivers who should stick to the inside lane and never EVER trap a car in the middle between them....like they do, sometimes you four all around like its a joke. They should be horse whipped for trying to overtake one another up a hill.
Tail kissers, I see them everywhere, who seem to need to stick so close that if you breaked hard they'd join you at the stearing wheel, why do you need to do 60 in a 30 zone? Or 90 on the slow lane?
Oh and then theres "I can't signal"....how safe is that!
Weavers, they are going to die anyway.
Caravan drivers....stay in the slow lane like the gods and the law intended.
Oh and one final on the local roads....mini drivers, who are you trying to kill pedestrians? Every time someone cross the road in front of you you accelerate.
And then theres Cyclists.....please try to stay safe, but I really don't see why your free to cause accidents with bad behaviour.
24.03.2008, 19:59 quote
| tzazo wrote: |
| Yeap MUGGERS.
Add to them:- Lorry drivers who should stick to the inside lane and never EVER trap a car in the middle between them....like they do, sometimes you four all around like its a joke. They should be horse whipped for trying to overtake one another up a hill. Tail kissers, I see them everywhere, who seem to need to stick so close that if you breaked hard they'd join you at the stearing wheel, why do you need to do 60 in a 30 zone? Or 90 on the slow lane? Oh and then theres "I can't signal"....how safe is that! Weavers, they are going to die anyway. Caravan drivers....stay in the slow lane like the gods and the law intended. Oh and one final on the local roads....mini drivers, who are you trying to kill pedestrians? Every time someone cross the road in front of you you accelerate. And then theres Cyclists.....please try to stay safe, but I really don't see why your free to cause accidents with bad behaviour. |
Then theres the people that moan about other drivers and probably do the same things themselves now and again
24.03.2008, 20:10 quote
I drive a truck for my job, and what gets me is when I am on the Dual carraigeway and come up to a roundabout when I pull into the right-hand lane, EVERY time I do it, some twat has to come racing past me on the wrong side, just to get 15 feet in front. WTF is that all about? Half the time they aren't even going the same way as me anyway!
I don't suffer from road rage in any way, I just find myself shaking my head at some of the loooooserrrrrrrs out there that think that they own the road, and beleive me, I drive all day long, there are just as many bad drivers as good ones!!!!
Also another group of drivers that should be mentioned are the cocksuckers who do 20mph in a 30mph limit, or even worse 30mph in a 60mph limit.
These muppets cause accidents, through people taking un-necessary risks just to get past them, in an effort not to fall asleep behind the wheel!!!!!!!!!
(I REALLY don't suffer from road-rage, honest, it is good to let off steam though!)
OH yeah, and don't even get me started on f*cking tractors, I know I live in Cornwall, but they take the piss........
24.03.2008, 20:21 quote
The other week on the M25 near Romford, this bloke pulled out into the middle lane just as I was overtaking him, causing me to swerve out into the fast lane. I looked over, and HE gave ME a wanker sign, as if it was me who had done something wrong. Such people deserve to die in accidents.
24.03.2008, 21:27 quote
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| On the way back I think there were more middle lane hoggers, or MOGGERS as I shall henceforth call them, than I have ever encountered before, ever. At one point on the M1 near Northampton there was a line of dawdling traffic in the middle, a line of dawdling traffic in the fast lane, while the outside lane was fucking EMPTY! What the hell is that all about, why don't people just FUCKING MOVE OVER???? I did the sensible thing and bombed down the outside at 80mph. |
Aww you poor thing on the M1, I went on a round trip to junction 12 today, saw 4 accidents. On the southbound return, at junction 5, they had shut the motorway due to an accident. I saw at least 10 vehicles using the hard shoulder to try and gain ground. Grrrrrr!! They are also w****rs..... along with all the bloody moggers and all of the other inconsiderate gits on the road.
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