I think ive had the longest weekend in history - hence being up at this ungodly hour on a sunday! Hows everyone doing
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

Badly hungover. Had far to many beers and baileys last night. I wanted a kebab but was to pissed to eat. I woke up sweating my ass off due to this heatwave and cant sleep.

PS Baileys is not a womans drink. If you like it why not drink it

LOL im never too drunk too eat, hence my rather big ass! Sounds like u had a good night tho.. im just back from my hols and lack of alcohol has put me on a comedown mode - and who ever said baileys was as girly drink!?
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

About 90% of men say that. I prefer spirits to beer. I like martini, JD, Aftershocks even though they are leathal lol, baileys obviously

Anyway after the last two weeks Ive had I needed to get wasted. AARRRGH I hate cheating bitches

Ah im a vodka girl but after a few of them anything tastes good - do u know i think that sweet and sour sauce from the chinese tastes so sexy when im drunk but i cant even smell it when im sober!!

(not that i drink alot of course!)

Dont waste ur time on hate - it doesnt change anything and just makes u feel ten times worse .. if she cheated she wasnt for u .. her loss!

... sais the eternally single one!
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

I dont know how someone like you can be single, you are extremely attractive. I certainly wouldnt say no thats for sure.

Ill buy you a few vodkas and some sweet and sour sauce lol

lol sweet of u to say but ive been single so many years that i cudnt possibly embarrass myself by telling u !

My mum wants me to be wise .. my dad thinks i have commitment issues and im sure one day hes goin to post me on a buy a bride site and sell me to some man with a turban for two camels ...


tsks tsks! - the things a girl has to put up with.
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

Well its true, especially your eyes

I believe in you can see a persons soul through their eyes and tell what kind of person they are.

I know alot about eyes for example when people lie I can always tell by looking at their eyes.

LOL so what kinda of person do my eyes make me !??
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

I would say a kind, caring and gentle person who is fun to be around.

lol thats highly debatable but it saves u from a slap
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

Everyone is caring to a certain extent. Even if you dont think you are, your eyes say you are

lol thats just cause there not bleary from last night .. trust me a normal sunday morning and u wudnt say that .. the joys of the internet - u dont need to wash ur hair and u can sit in ur jammies all day!
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..

haha yea, but seriously you got nice eyes thats not debatable

Ah well thanks - its somewhat better than being told i look like an alien lol
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And we laugh, and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think .. we never did get it right since we got it so low..