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02.04.2009, 16:22 quote

misscorklegs

 
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02.04.2009, 16:28 quote

darkhorse57

misscorklegs wrote:


After that little joke at my expense, I hope you weren't planning on coming to visit in the next few days!! If you do, I shall tie you up with silk scarves and tickle your feet till you pee yourself.

But the thread has value .....

..... in an ideal world I wouldn't have sat at home all afternoon waiting for an non-existent SWEB engineer to come and install an isolator switch.

 
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02.04.2009, 16:29 quote

misscorklegs

In an ideal world Mr DH will have rubber sheets!

 
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02.04.2009, 17:12 quote

annmarie5988

I would be a size 12-14 ......... have a personal hairdresser, money in the bank, unbreakable rabbits, and kids that weren't cheeky Laughing

 
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10.04.2009, 17:59 quote

jackharkness

I would be hung like a horse not a hamster Laughing

 
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11.04.2009, 03:22 quote

koyelmitra

I'd marry my dream-boy.

 
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11.04.2009, 07:40 quote

jeggae
jeggae Joined: 06 Dec 2008 Posts: 2174 Location: United Kingdom, England, Bedfordshire
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I'd be a young man of 35 again Smile

 
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20.04.2009, 01:58 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Elvis would be alive and all Elvis Impersonators would be dead.

Ok, that was stolen from Johnny Carson (though it was originally If life was fair...) but it still stands.
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I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

 
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25.04.2009, 20:51 quote

violetsky
Joined: 24 Apr 2009 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Suffolk
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I'd be content with my life!!
Confused

 
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25.04.2009, 21:36 quote

kadushu

Finding beauty would be a matter of waking up

 
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25.04.2009, 22:12 quote

curraghmore
Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 358 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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In an ideal world I would now be asleep with my right leg in between the thighs of...

Well, that's the way I like to sleep in an ideal world..

 
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29.04.2009, 13:41 quote

redelicious
redelicious Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 1609 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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annmarie5988 wrote:
I would be a size 12-14 ......... have a personal hairdresser, money in the bank, unbreakable rabbits, and kids that weren't cheeky Laughing
Snap, but you can keep the rabbits, unless they're furry and in a pot
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