Life as I knew it would end, and I would slowly melt into gelatinous goo...

Ohhhhh nooooooo....oid have to do the real life thing!!!!!

I'd be forced to socialise properly, with travel and expensive drinks. I'd get a tan and be fitter, and miss lots of people I talk to but have never met.

I'd have to find out where my local record shop and book shop were and I would find my access to pornography severely restricted.

Jeez, I really hope the internet doesn't die...

Crikey.....now i'm worrying about it...gonna make sure I have more of realworld life hahaha

wouldnt effect me at all other than having to start paying for dvs's and movies again Suppose my phone bill would be a lot higher though as i wouldnt be able to chat on here.

I would be bored and id Have to use the phone much more....but on a positive note, id probably read alot more like i used to, dont seem to get the time now!

sacrifice my life to the internet over lord and conpensation for his death
_________________

Suddenly realised yesterday that I'd survive without the internet. I'd ring my brothers or maybe even write to them. Use the library more thus getting me out and discovering a life beyond my keyboard.

F*ck it, I might even cancel broadband and with what I save, travel around a bit.

There's so much more to life.

I would probably pack up and go "survivalist" somewhere in the backwoods of Hampstead. The Internet stopping is unthinkable. Next someone will be suggesting that coffee and chocolate are in short supply. Eek!

There's a darn sight lot worse can happen than losing the internet.