i wish my brain was smaller so it didnt hang half way down my leg

I would wish that this year is better than the last.

that my grandpa was alive

Some interesting wishes ....


I wish that my 7 year old nephew was still alive. x

I wish I had a pet dragon haha

I wish to find someone that loves me as much as I can love them...

I wish it was 5pm already so I could go home...

however...

I wish I didnt have to babysit two extremely loud and hyper 4 year old twin boys tonight !!

if i had one wish, id wish that spider man an super man an bat man an ice man an wolverine an hulk an cyclops n wonder woman were all real an they did whatever i said hahaha, especially wonder woman, suck my brain bitch an do it wonderfully or ur goin back to the fuckin amazon ya big bitch. an super man, wheres my fuckin toast motherfucker, batman answer the phone ya fuckin weirdo, hey spidey, nice outfit dude, go catch some fukin flies, hey one eye, warm my coffee up for me for fucksake u call yourselves super, hey wolverine hows that salad comin along cut that cucumber nice n thin bitch, hulk, thought u was startin ur new job crushing cars motherfucker get your big green ass to work, hey wheres ice man ? oh shit not again i thought i told u to stay away from the fireplace stupid marry now my rugs all wet !

i wish i was black

i wish my ears were wings so i could fly away

i wish i had the arse of a cow, an the wings of a sparrow, so i could fly up above, and SHIT on the bastards BELOW BELOW !!!

I WISH MY HEAD WAS SMALL ENOUGH TO USE A TEABAG AS A PILLOW