I was so drunk 2 xmases ago, coming back from our girls night out and signing carols in my friends car, Two of my mates started singing little donkey (really seriously) and I laughed so much I peed my pants

It's more of a challenge in the US because they are more strict on checking ID's but there are always ways around things!

It's fun to be always looking around your shoulder!!
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i was so drunk once i nearly had a 4sum with my best mate and 2 guys, but fortunatley i was sick over 1 of the guys and passed out soon after! god was he pissed of in the mornin!

Cant remember too much of the night.... work crowd... secretary (5'0" tall and Irish).... 7 pub pub crawl to actually get into town..... egyption theme pub..... B52 cocktail (Why?) drinking contest with secretary.... pouring her into a taxi and carrying on to the bext pub.....it went goes a bit fuzzy there... And then sobering up in the morning talking to a tramp on a park bench!
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

I once got so drunk that I felll asleep on a railway track.

but you lived so it's all good
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It was early hours of the morning so thankfully there weren't many trains.

Well it's good to have ya here
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I haven't had any really crazy drunken stories (yet) although one night I did sing the song "You's a Ho" by Ludacris to this one girl who cheated with my roommate/best friend's boyfriend... that was a fun night. And I did kiss a girl once, or more like she kissed me- that was weird...

I've only been drinking for less than a year, so I hope to have many more stories to tell

nah its kinda bi trendy lipstick lezza behaviour n anyway i was so drunk once i told some twat i loved him when i never