Howayas all and happy new year,

as some of you will know i`ve been posting a lot in the scammer thread, and i`ve requested that people here should send on the details of any scam mails that they recieve, the reason being, scambaiting is a bit of a hobby for me! i reply to the scam mails and pretend i`ve fallen for the scam, and then proceed to wreck their heads with lies and fantasy, the crazier the bait the more entertainment it can provide, but there are many ways of baiting, just as many ways as there are scams, the ones that you guys will be most familiar with are the dating scammers, mainly but not exclusively from russia and africa, i can post all details of the scam and contact details around a few forums that deal specifically with each scam, the point being that the more of these scammers that are having their time and resources wasted then the fewer people will be caught out by these scammers
please check out these sites:

http://www.419eater.com/ very comprehensive

http://four1nine.com/ some great and funny stuff

http://www.scambaiter.info/ (one for Toby!)

http://www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com/aspx/templates/business2.aspx/msgid/16262 some brilliantly funny baits here,

now to the reason i`m posting this! i`ve a great bait going, and i want to introduce my characters father next week, he`s gonna be a toothless old vietnam vet business man, so i`m looking for suggestions of Canadian slang, Hunting slang, and Vietnam G.I. slang, cos i want to go completely crazy on this fool! he`s also a devout Christian who donates a LOT to worthy causes, so all suggestions will be considered, thanks (i`ll be posting an updated version of this bait in the scammer section.)

because at the time i didn`t need any help, now next week i`m gonna be starting a new character and i want to use slang from different eras, in a bid to scare and confuse the scammer i have on the go. i also have several other different types of baits going at the moment, all of which are proving difficult, these guys know what they are at and can be as stubborn as spoiled children, and the scammer i have on the line with edna is proving esepecially stupid and there is so much room for taking the piss out of him in many different ways, so Karen, would you like to start the ball rolling and contribute some slang as described in my previous posting?

init, wassup, homie, dawg, theres some
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somehow ringer reminds me of maple syrup ya know
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