Ok, it's Saturday night and I'm skint so I can't go out on the piss (boooo!) and I am bored. Somebody do something to entertain me please.

Ok.
I just stripped off and did the hoolah hoolah in my front room for you.

I've done the same, Moose. But I don't have the style, grace and finnese that Rocketgirl has. I WILL practice though! Hope you're less bored now! YEY!

Was guna post a pic of my pussy for ya ......... but she wont stay still long enough ........

I'm bored too, nothing happening over here, no money, no one around, and haven't got the energy to entertain you Moose, Sorry honey! x

No chance. Not my fault you werent looking!
And the cat ate my camera, so you'll just have to use your imagination.

I DON'T WANT TO USE MY IMAGINATION.

*stamps foot*

Tough shit.
I DON'T CARE.

/stamps her own foot even harder/

Why dont you do something to entertain us .......

I've just sent out for a Chinese, she'll be here in 15 minutes!

We're waiting...................... yawn

KISS THE BADGE