Yeah.

I'm a martini girl. I probably drink too much of it

I very rarely drink now a days. Get bad migraines if I have even a couple of pints.

Wow..that must be bad

I'm immune to hangovers/being sick now.

It dont bother me really, can have just a good a night out as anyone.

Good for you

I can go out and not have a drink all night. Or I can get totally drunk(which is not very clever!)

I just slope of to the bogs and get my kicks from sniffing marker pens.....

I heard glue is better.

I never got the hang of glue, always ended up sticking my nostrils together.

Yeah, there is that little problem!

Little...little...bloody huge...stopped me from snorting my coke....

Oh well, life sucks sometimes!

Drink, drugs, rock n roll and laying in the hay with a fine lady are the elements that make this short and dangerous little existence worthwhile for a few moments of time, though some people say that about religion and who am I to argue with those who find permanent fulfilment in a spiritual path.

YOUR AGE BY BEER

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
like to drink beer. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multilply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was the number of times you really want to
drink beers.
(i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week).

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh Shit YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.