Nah - trainers better for running from the rozzas when you've tried to nick a corsa!

Hey sweety!

No, no overtime for me, i was out of that place at 4:55 exactly!! LOL... am at my friends and she has this wonderful little thing called the internet, which is unfortunately sadly lacking at my house! LOL... so here i am!! Not for long though, just came to make sure you were all behaving in my absence!

Oh dear!

Eda, if you want, you can borrow my reeboks to leg it from LV when she comes to kick your ass!

erm, my reputation is looking severely tattered. Yes Heidi, any advantage very welcome. Though the distance between Cornwall and Kent might give me a few minutes head start

Right people - as you all appear to be misbehaving, im off!

Well actually, i am off for a game of Texas Hold 'Em with my bezzie bud! LOL... we cracked open the Jack Daniels, so looks like its going to be a looong night!

Night night all xxx

A lot of them appear to believe people are scared of them, yet they're about as intimidating as Lee Evans on helium... it's just not happening.

They don't want to make a better life for themselves by not trying at anything. There's a bountiful of options to become successful in careers, but these dickers think it's cool to be on the dole. Their excuse will be, "it's shit money" and half of them live with their parents. If you didn't want shit money then you should've tried harder, dumb ass. Problem is some people think they deserve things without having to do any work.

Edinburgh is full of Schemies
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I'm going to use 'Dicker' in a sentence today.