I was waiting for that RG, you've been set up!

I know Ed, I am getting too predictable in my dotage!

At this point I would like to make it clear that I have nothing against travellers or hoodies, unless they try to stab me or steal from me.
If, however, I were mugged by a man wielding a flintlock pistol then I would have to presume them a gentleman.

bleugh i HATE chavs!

I was attacked by 3 chavs. Even though i fended two of them off with a bottle whilst one sat in the 4x4 they tried to run me over with, they still managed to get me 5 minutes later by hiding in a bush with bricks.

i find it amusing how they wouldnt have been able to take me on 1 on 1 yet there happy to attack one person for asking them not to drive down an alley way simply because they nearly killed me.

They float well when you throw them in canals

I prefer to disembowel them and set fire to their intestines.