Will come in handy when I'm drunk and not sure

I don't need a flow chart to answer that one

Oooh, this is useful! I’m gonna save it on my mobile so that next time I’m walking along Royal Parade and feel a warm squishy lump in my drawers I can refer to this flow chart!

Finally a thread that I can relate to!! JK.. HAHAHA

I really want to print this out and give it to my brother.. tends to shit himself quite a bit!

When I saw the title of thread I thought it was some wally asking for stories of when people had shit themselves. I was going to say, Yeah I had a real problem from birth up to the age of about two and a half - we've all shit ourselves at some point!!!!

Then I saw it was this rather funny post by Moose and I had a warm feeling.

And no, I did not shit myself. I checked with the chart and its ok.

According to the chart I've buttered my cheeks.

Now if I inserted a sausage, or similar, into the equation would this be considered a bottom hotdog?

Mustard? Fried onions? We shall never know

Will you guys take your bottom-flirting else where!?

Moose - that is the funniest thread i have ever read. I had to copy and paste it and email it to everyone i knew.

Brilliant!

H xx xx

Nice to know someone appreciates me then.

Moose! You are highly valued here.

I emailed this to everyone too!

Excellent

(sorry about the 'bottom flirting')