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Poll: should I become a lesbian?

should I become a lesbian?
yes
50%
 50%  [ 10 ]
no
50%
 50%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 20
 

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07.12.2006, 13:28 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
Only a couple of naughty suggestions Red? …my other e mails must have gotten lost then


so that was you was it?...well thanks anyway...i was surprised to say the least..will forward them on to tracey for you..


Oops sorry about that Kev, Embarassed I hate it when that happens! Please forward the one involving the nuns habit and the can of whipped cream but hold on to the one where she’s playing the part of Mary in the nativity because I can see now how doing something like that with a donkey in a stable might be seen as slightly perverted. Very Happy

 

07.12.2006, 18:49 quote

Anonymous

I say give it a shot. I don't understand why smart, intelligent women with an eye for the aesthetic aren't all lesbians.

See, the way I figure it, every species on the planet has an attractive gender and a drab gender. In most other species, it's the females who are drab and dull and the males are magnificent in an attempt to attract them - lions, peacocks and the likes.

We humans have it all arse about face. Females are (generally speaking, of course) curvy, soft-spoken, nice smelling creatures with nice skin and nice eyes. Men... well, let's be honest - we're ugly, functional slabs of meat with embarrassing genitals.

Now... if one woman is attractive, surely two must be twice as attractive? I think so. Why would you want to ruin it by introducing a man to the proceedings? Horrible, scratchy things that we are.

Simple philosophy, I know... but it rationalises why most men like to think of two women together.

Hell, it's my theory and I'm sticking with it. Smile

 

07.12.2006, 18:58 quote

Anonymous

Headster wrote:
I say give it a shot. I don't understand why smart, intelligent women with an eye for the aesthetic aren't all lesbians.

See, the way I figure it, every species on the planet has an attractive gender and a drab gender. In most other species, it's the females who are drab and dull and the males are magnificent in an attempt to attract them - lions, peacocks and the likes.

We humans have it all arse about face. Females are (generally speaking, of course) curvy, soft-spoken, nice smelling creatures with nice skin and nice eyes. Men... well, let's be honest - we're ugly, functional slabs of meat with embarrassing genitals.

Now... if one woman is attractive, surely two must be twice as attractive? I think so. Why would you want to ruin it by introducing a man to the proceedings? Horrible, scratchy things that we are.

Simple philosophy, I know... but it rationalises why most men like to think of two women together.

Hell, it's my theory and I'm sticking with it. Smile

lmao Laughing Like it Very Happy but think I'll be sticking with the "ugly, functional slabs of meat with embarrassing genitals." I much prefer you "horrible, scratchy" things Wink

And welcome to the boards Headster

 

07.12.2006, 19:33 quote

Anonymous

Headster wrote:
I say give it a shot. I don't understand why smart, intelligent women with an eye for the aesthetic aren't all lesbians.

See, the way I figure it, every species on the planet has an attractive gender and a drab gender. In most other species, it's the females who are drab and dull and the males are magnificent in an attempt to attract them - lions, peacocks and the likes.

We humans have it all arse about face. Females are (generally speaking, of course) curvy, soft-spoken, nice smelling creatures with nice skin and nice eyes. Men... well, let's be honest - we're ugly, functional slabs of meat with embarrassing genitals.

Now... if one woman is attractive, surely two must be twice as attractive? I think so. Why would you want to ruin it by introducing a man to the proceedings? Horrible, scratchy things that we are.

Simple philosophy, I know... but it rationalises why most men like to think of two women together.

Hell, it's my theory and I'm sticking with it. Smile


Very clever if original...not that I doubt it Smile

Welcome to the board.

 

07.12.2006, 20:49 quote

Anonymous

wow red...almost 50-50 now...soon be on the dark side..lol

 

07.12.2006, 22:52 quote

ChiefOHara
Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2849 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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Its terribly unpatriotic of me to say this, but im more concerned about the results of this poll than i am about the next Irish General election Very Happy

 

07.12.2006, 22:53 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
Its terribly unpatriotic of me to say this, but im more concerned about the results of this poll than i am about the next Irish General election Very Happy


its up to you my man..save her now..you alone have the power..

 

07.12.2006, 22:57 quote

ChiefOHara
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I've already cast my vote!......

damn democracy.... not even a moderator can overcome it Evil or Very Mad

hmmm..... wonder if i can bring up the accounts of deceased flirtbox members who are still on the register and use their votes.... Twisted Evil

 

08.12.2006, 05:26 quote

pirakkanaama
pirakkanaama Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Posts: 2012 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
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if some actualy did vote yes and it won would u turn gay?
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08.12.2006, 07:06 quote

Anonymous

pirakkanaama wrote:
if some actualy did vote yes and it won would u turn gay?

It's as likely as me growing a willy!!!!! Laughing

And who on earth is still voting?!!!!! Not that I'm not flattered Twisted Evil

 

08.12.2006, 07:06 quote

Anonymous

KEVIN53846 wrote:
ChiefOHara wrote:
Its terribly unpatriotic of me to say this, but im more concerned about the results of this poll than i am about the next Irish General election Very Happy


its up to you my man..save her now..you alone have the power..


christ I hope he has! It's now 50/50!!!!

 

08.12.2006, 07:07 quote

pirakkanaama
pirakkanaama Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Posts: 2012 Location: United Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
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redoctober wrote:
pirakkanaama wrote:
if some actualy did vote yes and it won would u turn gay?

It's as likely as me growing a willy!!!!! Laughing

And who on earth is still voting?!!!!! Not that I'm not flattered Twisted Evil


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