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11.04.2007, 14:24 quote

Anonymous

ha ha saw this and i thought of you two

You know you're a geek if......

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If Dilbert is your hero (hmmmm.)
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
decimal point in the right place
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to
find the burnt-out bulb in the string
If you window shop at Radio Shack
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
(ack!)
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test
that actually takes five minutes to run
If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door
opener and your camera's flash attachment
If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
nuclear reactor
If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
If you truly believe aliens are living among us
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
If you see a good design and still have to change it
If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters
your mind
If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember
where they are
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires (uh oh.)
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
own turns bread into charcoal
If you have more toys than your kids
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
work
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush
up to the front to fix it
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
and have seen most of the shows already
If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what
RPN stands for
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you
grew up thinking that was normal
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size
screw driver to use
If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this
week
If you did the sound system for your senior prom
If your checkbook always balances
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission
controllers
If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they
didn't get enough sleep
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
If you know what http:/ stands for
If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
explain atmospheric absorption theory
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4.
Chocolate

 

11.04.2007, 14:36 quote

Anonymous

kebabmans more of a geek than me lol(aka spock) Razz

 

11.04.2007, 16:09 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 6967 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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NIGHTWAVE wrote:
kebabmans more of a geek than me lol(aka spock) Razz


Welllllllll............................
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15.04.2007, 14:53 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3090 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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danni82 wrote:
ha ha saw this and i thought of you two

You know you're a geek if......

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife" - used to lol
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner - done many a time haha
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie - hes not the messiah, he's a VERY NAUGHTY BOY Very Happy
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas - i did at one stage lmao
If Dilbert is your hero (hmmmm.)
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE - i kid you not i did this once Embarassed
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes - which series Twisted Evil
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
decimal point in the right place
- rofl
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys - go on, laugh it up
If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car - i designed my own tree house using CAD (hides)
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
hanging coats and taping ducts
- coat hanger = substitute TV aerial oh yes, duct tape, no man is complete without it tbh
If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to
find the burnt-out bulb in the string
- every year haha
If you window shop at Radio Shack
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
- no comment tbh
If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
(ack!)
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test
that actually takes five minutes to run
- gotta be thorough!!!
If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door
opener and your camera's flash attachment - interesting, might have to black this one out soon!!!
If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is - lololol
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush - clockwise Cool
If you own "Official Star Trek" anything - model enterprise and a tri-corder from the original series
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside - nearly got frazzled too Razz
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
nuclear reactor
- shhh, dont tell Bush Rolling Eyes
If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts - oh the shame
If you have never backed-up your hard drive - Very Happy work that one out haha
If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
games, but are afraid to say it out loud

If you truly believe aliens are living among us - i rest my case
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
If you see a good design and still have to change it
If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions - haha dont know about circuit city, but i love confuzzling technical help Razz
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it - *proud*
If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters
your mind
If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember
where they are
- so very true, where the fark are they grrrr Evil or Very Mad
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires (uh oh.)

If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
own turns bread into charcoal

If you have more toys than your kids
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
work
- yeah baby, destruction is king tbh
If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight - damn, im not that light lol
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush
up to the front to fix it
- hahaha
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary - Embarassed
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
and have seen most of the shows already
- whistles
If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what
RPN stands for
- more whistles
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you
grew up thinking that was normal
If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size
screw driver to use
- um, what cover, we already discussed this point Razz
If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting - 85 WPM actually
If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this
week
If you did the sound system for your senior prom
If your checkbook always balances - im an accountant haha
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life - sad, i know
If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission
controllers
- they frickin were!!!
If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they
didn't get enough sleep - no its because the brain isnt getting enough oxygen, so it tells you to gulp it in to feed it, tis also why yawning is contagious, because people see it and the brains says, "sh*t, there isnt enough air, gulp quick!!"
If you spend more on your home computer than your car
If you know what http:/ stands for
If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage
- got them in little storage containers and everything
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
explain atmospheric absorption theory
- no son, but the daughter has enquired once before Twisted Evil
If your lap-top computer costs more than your car - no laptop, but my desktop could have bought me a brand new focus
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4.
Chocolate


i blacked out all that apply to me lol
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16.04.2007, 13:58 quote

dayofthedead
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danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

 

16.04.2007, 13:59 quote

Anonymous

dayofthedead wrote:
danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

i'd class wife as a virus that invades your bank account Laughing

 

16.04.2007, 14:02 quote

Anonymous

NIGHTWAVE wrote:
dayofthedead wrote:
danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

i'd class wife as a virus that invades your bank account Laughing


Lmao good one, wheres your pic gone?

 

16.04.2007, 14:04 quote

Anonymous

danni82 wrote:
NIGHTWAVE wrote:
dayofthedead wrote:
danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

i'd class wife as a virus that invades your bank account Laughing


Lmao good one, wheres your pic gone?

it walked off erm no i deleted it as everyones most probaly seen it. Razz

 

16.04.2007, 16:48 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 6967 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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NIGHTWAVE wrote:
danni82 wrote:
NIGHTWAVE wrote:
dayofthedead wrote:
danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

i'd class wife as a virus that invades your bank account Laughing


Lmao good one, wheres your pic gone?

it walked off erm no i deleted it as everyones most probaly seen it. Razz



And??............I liked looking at it
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16.04.2007, 17:01 quote

Anonymous

Cazzabee wrote:
NIGHTWAVE wrote:
danni82 wrote:
NIGHTWAVE wrote:
dayofthedead wrote:
danni82 wrote:

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"

.wife isn't a valid top-level domain Confused

i'd class wife as a virus that invades your bank account Laughing


Lmao good one, wheres your pic gone?

it walked off erm no i deleted it as everyones most probaly seen it. Razz



And??............I liked looking at it

you wore it out Embarassed

 
 
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